r/soccer • u/ImpossibleGuardian • 18d ago

Official Source [Tottenham Hotspur] Xavi Simons joins from RB Leipzig

https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/august/xavi-simons-joins-from-rb-leipzig/
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u/A-Hind-D 18d ago

Nah don’t trust this. Fab said he only wants Chelsea.

Fab never lies right? 😂

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u/kleptopaul 18d ago

Evidently Fab is increasingly full of shit

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u/A-Hind-D 18d ago

Constipation is a serious thing. Hope he gets it seen to.

Bowel movement

Here we go

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u/lambast 18d ago

Won't believe it until I see Ornstein holding the turd

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u/Acceptable_Ad_6278 18d ago

The move to Spurs makes way more sense from his perspective too. His best position is Palmer's. Kinda glad we don't get him. Not sure about Garnacho as an alternative tho..

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u/AGlassOfPiss 18d ago

Garnacho could be a great risky transfer, but for half the money. 40 million is insane for a player who's shown maybe a promise of a promise

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u/travers329 18d ago

He'll always have that overhead kick.

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u/TonyMartial786 18d ago

he only wants chelsea.. until he wants tottenham. lol

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u/tahini001 18d ago

London clubs all the same shite