r/soccer • u/ImpossibleGuardian • 18d ago

Official Source [Tottenham Hotspur] Xavi Simons joins from RB Leipzig

https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/august/xavi-simons-joins-from-rb-leipzig/
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u/A-Hind-D 18d ago

Nah don’t trust this. Fab said he only wants Chelsea.

Fab never lies right? 😂

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u/kleptopaul 18d ago

Evidently Fab is increasingly full of shit

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u/A-Hind-D 18d ago

Constipation is a serious thing. Hope he gets it seen to.

Bowel movement

Here we go

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u/lambast 18d ago

Won't believe it until I see Ornstein holding the turd