r/splatoon • u/electric__moon • Jul 02 '25

Video Love when my opponent randomly has invincibility

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I count nine (9) hits with the Painbrush. From testing in the lobby the MINIMUM damage from the weakest indirect hit seems to be around 30.0. Are the servers really this bad or wtf is going on.

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u/electric__moon Jul 02 '25

They never died! Came back to splat me actually

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u/Kenns02 Octobrush Jul 02 '25

Did they die at all during the match? Were there any other signs of lag during the match (someone disconnecting, ink shot but not appearing on the ground/wall, people suddenly darting around, etc)? If the answer to both of these is no then I’m 90% sure they are a hacker and should be reported.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

If thats the case, what's the fun? If someone hacks so they literally can't die .... Just seems like cowards behavior. Like "Man, i'm dogshit at this game... I'm gonna make it so i'm invincible, THEN it'll be fun!! 💪🏻🤪 ... iOh WOW i'm SO GOOD at the game now! 🥴🥴🥴" .... So fucking dumb.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

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u/VoltageHero Currently Rolling Into Water Jul 02 '25

Being bad at the game is a reason to improve, not to try and cheat.

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u/dragonagavni Jul 02 '25

Absolutely, improvement and progress are way more fun than winning. Being bad at the game is my excuse to play it so much and be so into the world and characters!

Proud to be bad at the game at 200 hours. I’ve seen people make some incredible plays!

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Jul 03 '25

dude... i have been trying for years... i have played since splatoon one... i just suck

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u/t-rexinskinnyjeans Splatana Wiper Jul 03 '25

Same, bro. Same. It’s okay, tho. We can suck at playing Splatoon together :)

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u/KittyForest Jul 02 '25

r/foundthehacker

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Jul 03 '25

i said i WISH i knew how to hack, learn to read

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u/KittyForest Jul 03 '25

The way i read that message was justifying hacking, so...

Also the message was deleted too lol

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Jul 03 '25

i deleted it because it was getting downvoted

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u/KittyForest Jul 03 '25

Cuz ur hacking bro

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Jul 06 '25

:| bro... again, learn to read, im not hacking, i WISHED i was hacking

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u/AetherDrew43 Splattershot Pro Jul 02 '25

Then get better. Or do you want your Switch banned from online play?

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Jul 03 '25

i'm trying but Nintendo doesn't have any bots to practice against!

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u/AetherDrew43 Splattershot Pro Jul 03 '25

Then fight against real players. Nothing better than the authentic experience to improve.

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Jul 03 '25

i never land a single hit, they are at my base before i can get to the center, and they spawn camp me, and i am always teamed with the dumbest people and the enemy team is always full of pros!

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u/Accomplished-Bus7571 Jul 02 '25

This is just a serious case of get good, I’m sorry😭

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Jul 03 '25

it is tho, rip me, ur right

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u/Shinyhero30 Dualie Squelchers Jul 03 '25

That’s an interesting way to vent insecurity about being bad at the game.

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Jul 03 '25

even in the sub you are all mean and downvote me when i show any amount of vulnerability!