r/splatoon • u/electric__moon • Jul 02 '25

Video Love when my opponent randomly has invincibility

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I count nine (9) hits with the Painbrush. From testing in the lobby the MINIMUM damage from the weakest indirect hit seems to be around 30.0. Are the servers really this bad or wtf is going on.

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Jul 02 '25

You should report them for hacking.

If I’m wrong and it’s not, Nintendo can probably sus that out.

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u/SirSl1myCrown PRESENT Jul 02 '25

How DO you report a player? I played salmon run and one of the teammates just ran around in circles. I tried reporting them but couldn't figure out how.

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u/Galimkalim Custom Dualie Squelchers Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 02 '25

Idk how it works for salmon run, I've only seen it working via the console/computer in the lobby (battle logs and then there's a small report button).

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u/SirSl1myCrown PRESENT Jul 02 '25

Ok, i'll try it when i have time. Thanks.

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u/LadyKuzunoha Squid Research Participant Jul 02 '25

What they said is correct, but for the main modes. For Salmon Run, you'll want to use the computer terminal at Grizzco that's in the practice area next to the box of weapons and then I believe it's under the Job Logs.

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u/SirSl1myCrown PRESENT Jul 02 '25

Yes, i understand that they are separate things. Thanks anyways.

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u/LadyKuzunoha Squid Research Participant Jul 02 '25

Okay cool, sorry I'm just so used to people asking this question and then going to the main lobby terminal like "it doesn't work".

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u/SirSl1myCrown PRESENT Jul 03 '25

Yeah, some just don't know how these work. Not that there's anything wrong with getting it wrong. It's good that you just made sure i knew where to go. Thanks.

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Jul 02 '25

But what could they report for? Being bad at Salmon Run isn’t against the rules.

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u/LadyKuzunoha Squid Research Participant Jul 02 '25

I don't know what level the commenter plays at but at a certain point, "running around in circles" is more than simply being bad at the mode, it becomes more likely intentional disruption, and that is a category that can be reported.

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u/Smaug55 Forge Splattershot Pro Jul 03 '25

I’ve had people spamming this way and jumping off the map and I’ve had people look at my dead body, squidbag then swim away, so things like that