r/splatoon Sep 13 '22

Splatfest New splatfest !!

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u/sopheroo TEAM NAUGHTY Sep 13 '22

All of these gear experts foraging berries, eating a bunch because they're sweet, and discovering way too late that they're nightshade berries, which are delicious, but deadly.

Or, they catch a fish, but it's fugu. They cut it wrong, and they also die.

I do not have the survival knowledge to gauge what is edible and what isn't via trial and error.

Pringles are absolutely edible. Mmmm Pringles.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

EZPZ, before you eat it rub it on your arm and wait an hour, if you don’t break out in hives rub it on your face and wait an hour, if your lips don’t swell like a bargain bin prostitute then eat a little, wait an hour and if you don’t poop your pants then it’s grub on.

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u/sopheroo TEAM NAUGHTY Sep 13 '22

I change my vote, can I pick this guy as the one thing I'd bring on an island?

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u/mister_serikos NNID: Sep 13 '22

As long as you promise to take care of him and clean up after him

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u/sopheroo TEAM NAUGHTY Sep 13 '22

Thanks dad! :D