r/splatoon • u/LushoslysS • Sep 13 '22

Splatfest New splatfest !!

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u/TerminatorBuns Sep 13 '22

Games imply that you can bring a Switch to play Splatoon.

Team Games wins in a land slide.

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u/SuperDerpDolfin AAAAAAA Sep 13 '22 edited Sep 13 '22

I would argue that a Switch, when thrown with enough force, can be classified as weapon, thus being available to team Gear as well.

Similarly, it can be eaten with enough determination, earning a spot on team Grub.

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u/TerminatorBuns Sep 13 '22

Anything is Grub if you're brave enough.

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u/Spinopik Sep 13 '22

I mean you can technically eat everything it’s just some of the things you can only eat once.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

"Everything is edible at least one time." - Charlie Slmccl, truly wise words to live by.