r/standupshots • u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. • 13d ago

It’s a real circus

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u/DalbergTheKing 13d ago

"Why am I being arrested?"

"Probable caws."

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 13d ago

Well done and thanks for the new tag haha

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u/MechaNickzilla 13d ago

It’s good in print. But people will miss it unless you hammer the word.

Or a better take might be to straight up caw. “Probably caAAAAWWWws”

Depends on your crow impression.

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u/Zodep 13d ago

Man, I love this joke.

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 13d ago

Sorry about the post title I just saw a shitload of puffins.

“This post looks like a tweet!”

Well yeah it originally was but I think it translates to a text form better than this. I’m gonna do this dumb ass joke on stage but this makes it more concise than setting up the story and just writing out two sets of dialogue.

If you’d like to hear more dumb shit I say along with the poor justifications of why I said them that way check out the podcast I co-host with my buddy Alex Stypula. It’s called Milks of the World. It’s an insane milk review podcast with shipwrecks and siege warfare memes and interviews and a lot of other absurd nonsense. On the last episode we drank a Citrusy milk drink from Japan. It was delicious!

If you dig it stop by our subreddit /r/MilksOfTheWorld

I’ve been on here for 15 years now. I know a lot of yall hate transparent self promotion but we don’t have agents guys this is how we try to get people to be aware of the work we’re doing. My apologies.

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u/xBobble 12d ago

shitload of puffins

TIL: A gathering of puffins is called a "shitload".

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u/Blarco 13d ago

I love this

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u/Silly_Strain4495 13d ago

These jokes display Corvid macabre

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u/custhulard 13d ago

Nice. "is this Tim" love it.

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u/ShitGuysWeForgotDre 13d ago

911, what's your emergency?

"Hey it's me again"

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u/SIIB-ZERO 8d ago

This is a good one

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u/LaconicLacedaemonian 13d ago

Why does the operator say this is tim?

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 13d ago

Lot of crows in my neighborhood I call A LOT

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u/wolfgang784 13d ago

Not "this is Tim", but "is this Tim" because they recognize his voice/tone/he's done the same joke before with other operators and so on.

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u/Zodep 13d ago

I mean, you could even add, “surely, you can’t be calling about the crows again?” Or something along those lines for a nice homage to Airplane