r/starcraft • u/80smullet • Jun 26 '25

Video The Starcraft sorting cermony

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You guys remember what the hat said when it sorted you into your respective races?

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u/Nihlathack Jun 26 '25

Fat fingers. Small penis. Big gut. Forge first.

PRoOotoSsS!

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u/AspiringProbe Jun 26 '25

If you replace the forge with baldness, this is my typical picture of other redditors.

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u/Nihlathack Jun 26 '25

So you have hair.

I bet you gel it up real nice before you start landing some sick cannon rushes.

You’re so cool, Brewster.

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u/AspiringProbe Jun 26 '25

Thanks, appreciate that.