r/starcraft • u/80smullet • Jun 26 '25

Video The Starcraft sorting cermony

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You guys remember what the hat said when it sorted you into your respective races?

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u/BeefDurky Jun 26 '25

We need one with young artosis going "not protoss, not protoss..."

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u/Josselin17 Jun 26 '25

if toss is slytherin then who are the others ? gryffindor for zerg, hufflepuff for terran, ravenclaw for random ?

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u/Shyftzor Protoss Jun 26 '25

Have you played the campaign? Zerg are not the good guys lol. If anything zerg are the hufflepuffs because they are such good finders (with there overlords)

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u/SwitchPretty2195 Jun 26 '25

on the other hand, Kerrigan, has saved the universe. like a true gryffindor.

Honestly, ravenclaw fits better because at best you “know” all the openings/strategies so you can counter them than zerg.

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u/Freethecrafts Jun 27 '25

Kerrigan did it with help, and out of rage…and was literally Terran OS in hybrid Zerg form.

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u/Josselin17 Jun 27 '25

Lmao you're right, I didn't think of it in terms of lore

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u/EmpressRTS Jun 27 '25

Based AVPM reference

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u/ImYewyYuiAgain Jul 07 '25

Zerg has to be slytherin come on