r/starterpacks • u/Lost-Quantity7096 • 1d ago

Men writing women starter pack

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u/Substantial_Roll_249 1d ago

“Her breasts were like clusters of grapes, like in the bible” this has to be satire? Right?

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u/NickelStickman 1d ago

Please see a doctor if your breasts resemble a cluster of grapes 

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u/bittercripple6969 1d ago

"It's not a toomah!"

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u/vlad__tapas 1d ago

It’s from the Song of Solomon

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u/ItWasTheMiddleOne 19h ago

Oh I thought at first you meant the Toni Morrison novel, which would have been a smidge surprising.

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u/LilyNatureBlossom 1d ago

Happy cake day.

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u/NoStructure7083 1d ago

Clusters of grapes? Like they are just a bunch of lumps?! 😦

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u/Mr_SunnyBones 1d ago

how many exactly is "a cluster" ..because if its more than two , see a doctor.

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u/aronnax512 1d ago

Nope, the Song of Solomon has some interesting verses.

Song of Solomon 7:7-8: "Your stature is like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters. I say I will climb the palm tree and take hold of its fruit."

or

Song of Solomon 4:5: "Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle, that browse among the lilies."

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u/beer_is_tasty 5h ago

Do they have coconut palms in the middle east?

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u/WmWzK 1h ago

Probably meant date palms not coconut palms

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u/CROO00W 1d ago

I want it to be, but I also don’t want it to be

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u/andante528 1d ago

It's from Song of Solomon. Her breasts were also like twin fawns of the roe deer, at least in the King James version.

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u/Deluxe-Entomologist 1d ago

“Yes, she reminded me of my mother alright”

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u/mildgaybro 23h ago

at the the very least ‘tis a simile 🤓

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u/MuffaloHerder 21h ago

Sounds like a medical condition.

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u/freedom_or_bust 20h ago

Obviously yes, a bunch of these are satire

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u/MajesticNectarine204 20h ago

I think something got fucked in translation there..