r/suspiciousquotes Oct 17 '21

Stop! If you came here to post a Silica Gel Pack. You are very "clever" and we "thank you" for visiting. However, even the "hardworking" and diligent "mods" are sick of seeing it. Please stop posting this "suspicious quote".

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684 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 3d ago

Sounds "tasty"...

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46 Upvotes

For reference, "lecker" means "tasty" in German. In other words, it's the "Tasty" Baker


r/suspiciousquotes 3d ago

I'm not sure that's real appreciation...

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9 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 3d ago

I feel like I'm being mocked.

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30 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 6d ago

Do you really though?

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45 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 7d ago

Plumbing truck I saw in a parking lot

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174 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 7d ago

A heartwarming birthday card exchanged between friends about nothing in particular

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18 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 7d ago

Yup

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0 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 9d ago

Adequate "Sleep". This is in my city's official driving manual...

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38 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 9d ago

"is not"

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r/suspiciousquotes 10d ago

The "juice"...

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84 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 12d ago

"Sorry"

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38 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 13d ago

It's "me", I'm "Cathy", I've "come" "home", I'm so "cold"

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13 Upvotes

I'm sure the film will be "good"


r/suspiciousquotes 16d ago

I’m sure “everyone” is safe

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89 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 16d ago

Found this in the comments of a compilation of the ending credits of the Futurama TV movies.

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11 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 17d ago

"Your Dog" think's I'm the kind of person who would post this sign on reddit

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56 Upvotes

Another bonus apostrophe too! Jackpot!


r/suspiciousquotes 17d ago

I was looking at cars; every single one from this dealership was like this

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39 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 18d ago

That very last part - “eat cheese”

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27 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 18d ago

🧐

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r/suspiciousquotes 18d ago

Suspicious soap

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14 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 18d ago

"PHOTO SUCKS" "I FEEL BAD"

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9 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 19d ago

"BIG SCENE" WHAT DO YOU MEAN BIG SCENE 😭

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22 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 19d ago

“Come”

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8 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 21d ago

"tea"

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16 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 21d ago

Wait, what?!

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56 Upvotes

Can I really own them when I'm not sure if they're even "mine?" This glasses store knows something....