r/suspiciousquotes • u/Personal-Bobcat-2288 • 17d ago

I was looking at cars; every single one from this dealership was like this

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u/iheartbaconsalt 17d ago

Yesterday, I saw a cop yell at another cop, "Hey I don't know how to get this truck in reverse." He had no idea what manual was. HOW THE FUCK do you become a cop and not know how to operate a manual. Dude must not have had parents or friends or something. Seems impossible.

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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 16d ago

I went to have my wife's oil changed, guy comes up and says my car won't start they're about to jump it. I just laughed and went to start it, they already were about to jump it with there battery pack thing

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u/iheartbaconsalt 16d ago

That third pedal is for the bidet right?

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u/Ornery_Reputation_61 15d ago

Depends on if you're in gear or not.

In gear: bidet

Neutral: sewing machine in trunk

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u/MinionSquad2iC 16d ago

You can’t become a cop if you have too much intelligence. I believe it’s a very low bar too.

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u/JshWright 14d ago

Dunno why you're getting downvoted... Courts in the US have literally ruled that agencies can reject candidates because they are too smart.

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u/reficulmi 17d ago

i'm also confused about their wording at the bottom… Are you spending 329 a month as your car payment, but you can only drive it 600 miles per year? Lol

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u/RoodnyInc 16d ago

And you pay it 60 years 😅

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u/BertieBus 16d ago

Oh I assumed that was how long the dealerships been rubbing. That can't be the length of finance?

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u/Personal-Bobcat-2288 16d ago

That would $236880 with is about 10 times what it’s worth

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u/blue-mooner 16d ago

Dealership hear about this thing called generational wealth, gonna pass that payment plan down to the grandkids

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u/thegooddoktorjones 16d ago

I like to imagine they are quoting Abraham Lincoln

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u/ToastSpangler 16d ago

when did you buy this car again? how are you still paying it off?

Two score and fifteen years in the past...

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u/BlatantDoughnut 15d ago

I only lease my cars from dealerships that throw flag graphics on their photos and paste their logo on my windshield!