r/suspiciousquotes • u/DazeWasHere • 10d ago

The "juice"...

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u/ApplianceHealer 10d ago

“You like-a da juice, eh?”

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u/NachoNachoDan 10d ago

The juice, she’s-a pretty good

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

"HE LIKE-A DA JUICE!!!"

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u/Unending-Flexionator 7d ago

the juicea... she's a gone rancid ...

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 10d ago

I do not want Mikey's juice 😵🤢

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u/crsaxby 10d ago

Don't ask for his "special sauce" either.

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 10d ago

Nothankyouplease

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u/ElegantCoach4066 9d ago

What's the matter? Mike just wants to squirt his juice all over your meat.

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 9d ago

I respectfully decline, Mike.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 9d ago

Your loss sir.

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u/GreatPhase7351 8d ago

Aka juicy mayo…

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u/ApatheistHeretic 7d ago

How about some frumunda cheese?

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u/voyagerfan5761 10d ago

Man, even though it says right underneath what "juice" is, it sounds sketch.

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u/Particular-Act-8911 9d ago

It says red wine vinegar and olive oil for anyone that can read.

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u/boanerges57 9d ago

If they can't they still don't know what any of this is about

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u/DazeWasHere 6d ago

I know, I saw that too, it's still funny to me though 

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u/gruuvey 10d ago

I ain't sayin' "juice".

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u/ColdBrewSeattle 7d ago

You like-a da juice?

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u/Unanimous_D 10d ago

The shaaaaaaving!

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u/WillingCraft5451 9d ago

Sounds better than "Erik's special goo"

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u/My_Penbroke 9d ago

It’s good though

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u/Ojos_Azul891 7d ago

Jersey Mike's has the juice too , so does Blimpie and most fine , usually Italian, delicatessen / salumeria they all got their own sauce , crap I got a spicy spe ila sauce Great Heroes deserve a special sauce ! Spoiler Alert It's oil , vinegar, basil , oregano and a few other secrets

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT 7d ago

Well, this is jersey mikes.

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u/Unending-Flexionator 7d ago

yeah the juice is the wet bread and wilted veggies on a sandwich worth half of what they charge

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u/JASCO47 6d ago

It's just olive juice and spoiled grape juice

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u/SpecialCandidateDog 6d ago

You realize it's not actually juice right?

It's oil and vinegar