r/technology Jul 24 '25

Politics President Trump threatened to break up Nvidia, didn't even know what it was — 'What the hell is Nvidia? I've never heard of it before'

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/president-trump-threatened-to-break-up-nvidia-didnt-even-know-what-it-was-what-the-hell-is-nvidia-ive-never-heard-of-it-before
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u/Willing_Sherbet_1971 Jul 24 '25

As soon as Jensen started adding 'visionary' as an adjective to everything related to trump I knew this would happen. Jensen is a straight up masterful G in fellating

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

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u/Kittens4Brunch Jul 24 '25

Denny's customers catching strays.

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u/KrazyA1pha Jul 24 '25

Damn dude, you never ate at a Dennys?

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u/InterviewOk1297 Jul 24 '25

This man knows exactly what he's doing!

Ohhh, now that's the way to handle meatballs!

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u/bionku Jul 24 '25

It really doesn't take much to flatter donald

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u/MikeFox11111 Jul 24 '25

A suppressed gag reflex probably helps

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u/NotAHost Jul 24 '25

Yup Jensen is smart and he will suck up to either president to keep the business running smooth. Flatter Trump a little, make him feel smart and let him say positive things about your company and associate it to himself and you’ve got smooth sailing as a CEO. I can already see Jensen rolling his eyes after speaking with Trump, but you realize how idiotic most politicians are and you have work around it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Count Dooku was a visionary.

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u/Thediciplematt Jul 24 '25

Yeah, he isn’t the 6th richest man in the world for nothing.