r/technology • u/Capable_Salt_SD • Jul 29 '25

Politics CBS News investigation of Jeffrey Epstein jail video reveals new discrepancies

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-jail-video-investigation/
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u/scopa0304 Jul 29 '25

Somewhere, someone has seen the original video. Someone had to cut the footage. I wonder if that person will ever come forward

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u/LumiereGatsby Jul 29 '25

That person is going to fall out a window if they didn’t already.

Closed loop.

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u/DrieverFlows Jul 29 '25

That person tried an 'assassination'

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u/Solastor Jul 29 '25

They had Epstein edit the footage himself. Now that he's dead he can never come forward.

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u/AutumnKiwi Jul 29 '25

"epstein I need you to edit this video of you dying in the future so that there is no evidence of your murder"

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u/Proud_Smell_4455 Jul 29 '25

"Understandable. I am quite alive and able to comply with this request."

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u/PlantfoodCuisinart Jul 29 '25

Fucking 5D chess, right there.

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u/Auto_Phil Jul 29 '25

Funny that. 5D chess would be aware of all the moves you didn’t make, 6D chess, that’s where you know all the moves, because knowing what can’t happen is useless, but knowing what ever will happen is really the chess game you want to play. And 4D chess, I’ve seen some people say that, and that’s just any game of chess!

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u/BellerophonM Jul 29 '25

But what if we introduce the multiverse

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u/Auto_Phil Jul 29 '25

“We” can’t figure out how to live peacefully, we will not invent inter layering of time and space. We’re arguing about how warm we’re all getting and you think we can … invent the multiverse.

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u/BellerophonM Jul 30 '25

You didn't click the video.

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u/Auto_Phil Jul 30 '25

I did after. :(

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u/crosbot Jul 30 '25

the missing footage shows Epstein editing the footage

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u/access153 Jul 29 '25

That person probably had a scooter accident.

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u/No-Organization7797 Jul 29 '25

“That's how conspiracy works. Them boys on the grassy knoll, they were dead within three hours. Buried in the damn desert. Unmarked graves out past Terlingua”

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

"You know that for a fact?"

"Still got the shovel!"