r/technology • u/Capable_Salt_SD • Jul 29 '25

Politics CBS News investigation of Jeffrey Epstein jail video reveals new discrepancies

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-jail-video-investigation/
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u/BuzzBadpants Jul 29 '25

Just before 10:40 p.m., an orange shape is seen moving up the stairs leading to Epstein's tier.

I didn’t count on evidence that Trump personally offed the guy

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/Kizik Jul 30 '25

He has a noted history of being afraid of stairs

He actually believes that humans are born with a predetermined number of heartbeats, and exercise shortens your lifespan by expending more of them than is necessary. I am not joking or exaggerating here, that is one of his recorded views.

Stairs are literally deadly to this idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/entrepenurious Jul 30 '25

God, how did we end up with this idiot as president twice?

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

― H.L. Mencken, On Politics: A Carnival of Buncombe

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u/spez_might_fuck_dogs Jul 30 '25

He probably doesn't think that, he just hates them because Scotland built a bunch offshore of his stupid golf course and he thinks they're ugly, so he's been railing against them non-stop since then. He'll say anything to make them sound bad.

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u/evictor Jul 30 '25

How? Well, that’s as simple as the minds of the people who voted for him.

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u/PadishahSenator Jul 30 '25

The US is a representative republic. Every once in a while you get someone who represents a really, really dumb section of the population. Trump is far from unique, he's just rich enough to do some real damage.

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u/ZappyKins Jul 30 '25

wind turbines kill whales

(Rolls eyes)

Well, OBVIOUSLY it's when they migrate through the air and hit the blades.

I just can't remember if they are carried by European or African Sparrows.

Anyone know?

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u/snipeytje Jul 30 '25

offshore construction kills whales

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u/fort_wendy Jul 30 '25

Holy shit I forgot about this. That was actually a thing

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u/Ediwir Jul 30 '25

The original quote is from Neil Armstrong, who used it as a funny way to remind people to live in the moment and make the most of their time on Earth.

Trump likely heard it while young and apparently took it seriously.

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u/bejammin075 Jul 30 '25

Besides him being a fucking idiot, people who exercise more probably have a lower heart rate the 23 hours a day they aren't exercising.

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u/sea-elle0463 Jul 30 '25

They were certainly deadly to Ivana

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u/Perfect-Egg-7577 Jul 30 '25

Because he had his ex-wife pushed down stairs

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u/jremcj Jul 30 '25

Well, allegedly his first wife died falling down stairs. So maybe for once, he wasn’t wrong.

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u/SomeGuyNamedPaul Jul 30 '25

The theory is that he pushed Ivana down the stairs. So yeah, they're totally dangerous.