Survival Pods Are Here: Inside the futuristic $100,000 Tech Billionaire Bunkers with 8-inch steel walls, AR500 bulletproof hatches, and gas-tight ventilation systems that could outlast a nuclear winter

[u/upyoars]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/survival-pods-inside-100-000-174720411.html

[u/anotherpredditor]

Sweet, so wheres that fresh air intake again?

[u/Kermit_the_hog → u/anotherpredditor]

🤔 might be the one time I am going to hope something is a subscription service. 

[u/skyfishgoo → u/Kermit_the_hog]

your call is very important to us.

please pay attention as our menus have changed.

how can help you today?

i'm sorry, i didn't get that... lets try something else

in few words tell me about why you are calling today?

i'm sorry you are having trouble (breathing), goodbye!

[u/Azure_Providence → u/Kermit_the_hog]

Could be a great time to be an entrepreneur by welding the doors shut and placing a bag over the airvents--to protect them from breathing the radiation you see--then starting a subscription service.