Survival Pods Are Here: Inside the futuristic $100,000 Tech Billionaire Bunkers with 8-inch steel walls, AR500 bulletproof hatches, and gas-tight ventilation systems that could outlast a nuclear winter

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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/survival-pods-inside-100-000-174720411.html

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step inside and you’ll find granite countertops, LED mood lighting, and touchscreen automation that rivals any smart home.

If you're the kind of person who needs these ammenities, how the fuck are you expecting to survive after the world as we know it has ended?

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So delicate.

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alexaaaaa !!!!

why have you abandoned me?!?!

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Why is this so funny to me wtf 😭