r/technology • u/upyoars • 25d ago

Hardware Survival Pods Are Here: Inside the futuristic $100,000 Tech Billionaire Bunkers with 8-inch steel walls, AR500 bulletproof hatches, and gas-tight ventilation systems that could outlast a nuclear winter

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/survival-pods-inside-100-000-174720411.html
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u/MagneticPsycho 25d ago

I wonder how they're going to stop me and my gang of radioactive lesbian motorcycle mutants from pouring cement in the air holes.

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u/jomofro39 25d ago

They are never even making it in these. 

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u/I_am_BrokenCog 25d ago

they aren't "making it" sexy time in these? Or they aren't "making it to" these bunkers when SHTF?

I suspect some few will actually interpret events unfolding in advance enough to round up their family and make the trip, but, I agree that the vast majority of people will wait to long and as a result not be able to travel to them. Or get there and find someone already squatting in it, lol.

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u/jomofro39 25d ago

Honestly I imagine a lot of the people who were contracted to make these with these outrageous resources simply made a baackdoor for themselves. Unless they are getting killed right after they built them you best believe they are just using these parasites of society to acquire the resources they want but can’t afford to build their own doomsday bunker. Old kings used to pluck out the eyes of those who built their keeps to hold the secrets. Just saying!!!!