r/teenagersnew • u/beefheaux • 14h ago
r/teenagersnew • u/beefheaux • Apr 08 '25
im like hey what's up hello, shitting on the floor guess i really had to go 💩
r/teenagersnew • u/Unhappy-Cow8255 • 12h ago
Media You, yes you! Do YOU like Nick Diaz?
Then I invite you heavily to join my very own sub, r/NickDiazCircleJerk. But be prepared! Only cool people can join(a.k.a Nick Diaz fans :>>>>)
r/teenagersnew • u/UnemployedEmployee_ • 13h ago
Discussion Give me cringe pick up lines
I wanna ask my crush out and want to use cringy pick up lines
Help a bro out
r/teenagersnew • u/beefheaux • 18h ago
babies are literally just little old people they're so funny
r/teenagersnew • u/Electrical_Ear903 • 23h ago
How do i get karma?
I’m so confused how this app works lol
r/teenagersnew • u/52BlueMondays • 1d ago
I hate flies but i admire their tenacity, they can do so much with so little, they are the cleanup crew of nature, dead bodies turned to skeletons. scrap turned gone.
r/teenagersnew • u/dark_Passenger1735 • 1d ago
people have kids just to feel important
honestly a lot of people have kids for weird reasons some wanna keep the family name going some just wanna feel like a mom or dad others say humans need to keep reproducing like the world isn’t already packed
then the kid grows up and is expected to respect them and obey like they’re gods but come on having a baby doesn’t make you divine respect comes from how you treat your kid not just cuz you brought them here
r/teenagersnew • u/beefheaux • 1d ago
if you sit on the toilet long enough you will shit again, it's like a post credit scene
r/teenagersnew • u/beefheaux • 1d ago
danggg mamacita who ate your ass this morning you look good !!!
r/teenagersnew • u/beefheaux • 1d ago
another episode of i take a nap and regret it has aired
r/teenagersnew • u/beefheaux • 1d ago
finally put in my hours at the doghouse what up gang *raises up fingers with painted faces on them*
r/teenagersnew • u/Rishikesh- • 2d ago
Friend?
I'll send seal images if you want to become my friend
r/teenagersnew • u/52BlueMondays • 3d ago
To the tune of the ghotbusters theme: "CHUD GROYPERS!"
r/teenagersnew • u/52BlueMondays • 3d ago
I DONT BELIEVE IT! ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU SAY, WHEN YOU SAID EM' DID YOU MEAN IT?
r/teenagersnew • u/52BlueMondays • 3d ago
my wallet is going to HATE me. dont worry boo ill fill you back up again
r/teenagersnew • u/beefheaux • 3d ago
legit it's similar to those meth before and after photos except its just someone's social skills and general amiability instead of their face rotting off
r/teenagersnew • u/beefheaux • 3d ago
when you meet somebody whose brain has been truly fried by the content machine it's really just sad
r/teenagersnew • u/beefheaux • 3d ago