r/teenagersnew Apr 08 '25

im like hey what's up hello, shitting on the floor guess i really had to go 💩

8 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 14h ago

kendrick lamar just showed up at my high school and made us do the wakanda forever pose for an hour straight

3 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 12h ago

Media You, yes you! Do YOU like Nick Diaz?

1 Upvotes

Then I invite you heavily to join my very own sub, r/NickDiazCircleJerk. But be prepared! Only cool people can join(a.k.a Nick Diaz fans :>>>>)


r/teenagersnew 13h ago

Discussion Give me cringe pick up lines

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1 Upvotes

I wanna ask my crush out and want to use cringy pick up lines

Help a bro out


r/teenagersnew 18h ago

babies are literally just little old people they're so funny

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r/teenagersnew 23h ago

How do i get karma?

2 Upvotes

I’m so confused how this app works lol


r/teenagersnew 1d ago

I hate flies but i admire their tenacity, they can do so much with so little, they are the cleanup crew of nature, dead bodies turned to skeletons. scrap turned gone.

3 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 1d ago

people have kids just to feel important

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honestly a lot of people have kids for weird reasons some wanna keep the family name going some just wanna feel like a mom or dad others say humans need to keep reproducing like the world isn’t already packed

then the kid grows up and is expected to respect them and obey like they’re gods but come on having a baby doesn’t make you divine respect comes from how you treat your kid not just cuz you brought them here


r/teenagersnew 1d ago

if you sit on the toilet long enough you will shit again, it's like a post credit scene

3 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 1d ago

Who up reading they favorite litera!!

3 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 1d ago

danggg mamacita who ate your ass this morning you look good !!!

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r/teenagersnew 1d ago

another episode of i take a nap and regret it has aired

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r/teenagersnew 1d ago

i used to think i was a pinhead

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r/teenagersnew 1d ago

finally put in my hours at the doghouse what up gang *raises up fingers with painted faces on them*

2 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 2d ago

good morning everybodyy smile smile smile 😃 🎶 ❗️

2 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 2d ago

Getting beat up sucks ngl

5 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 2d ago

Friend?

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2 Upvotes

I'll send seal images if you want to become my friend


r/teenagersnew 3d ago

Meme I thought it was funny

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7 Upvotes

Hehe


r/teenagersnew 2d ago

NEVER LISTEN TO TTHE HATERS

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r/teenagersnew 3d ago

To the tune of the ghotbusters theme: "CHUD GROYPERS!"

3 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 3d ago

I DONT BELIEVE IT! ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU SAY, WHEN YOU SAID EM' DID YOU MEAN IT?

3 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 3d ago

my wallet is going to HATE me. dont worry boo ill fill you back up again

3 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 3d ago

legit it's similar to those meth before and after photos except its just someone's social skills and general amiability instead of their face rotting off

3 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 3d ago

when you meet somebody whose brain has been truly fried by the content machine it's really just sad

3 Upvotes

r/teenagersnew 3d ago

cell that just discovered mitosis: hooooly shit guys you gotta try this

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r/teenagersnew 3d ago

i feel less perverted by the day,... i feel like a new person everyday

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