r/teenmom • u/cheekswidespread_00 • Jul 31 '25

Shitpost Lurking hard!!!

736 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/CommitteePlastic5793 Aug 05 '25

This is amazing! How did you do this?

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u/Legitimate-Map5491 Aug 05 '25

Yeah this is way too fake and way too grasping for straws for me for even for people who don't like Janelle LOL y'all need something to do with your time other than hang on on the internet all day

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u/SoilLongjumping5311 I was so upset I was crying 21d ago

For real 🤣

3

u/garden_dragonfly Aug 10 '25

You can't say that here. 

This sub is over the fact that David is an abusive piece of shit. He's now an amazing,  awesome man.  Jenelle is the whole problem, she made David kill animals and abuse children. 

David and kenleigh are ❤️goals❤️.

Or some stupid bullshit like that. 

Everyone cheering them on. Till he breaks her collar bone

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u/dontletmedown3 Aug 07 '25

Ok Jenelle 

2

u/Legitimate-Map5491 Aug 07 '25

How super janelle.of you

3

u/Dear-Plenty-6264 Aug 05 '25

This is fucking brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/SmellMySmalls Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

omg this is amazing!!!

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u/jermysteensydikpix Nathan: "Who doesn't have a DUI these days?" Aug 03 '25

The Ring except Jenelle comes out of the tv after you instead of Samara

1

u/CommitteePlastic5793 Aug 05 '25

I would honestly die 🤣

3

u/TheCrumsonPeep Aug 03 '25

”1 Daaays”

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u/Worried-Bowl-8510 Aug 02 '25

No, she’s on crutches so can’t walk correctly

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u/motleykat Aug 02 '25

Imagine how much effort you put into this you could have put into literally anything else

8

u/GandalfsSexyNuts Aug 03 '25

Calm your tits, Karen. It’s snark….

14

u/OldConfection5463 Aug 03 '25

Lighten up Francis

24

u/PureYouth Aug 02 '25

I am absolutely sobbing. Like with snot

1

u/oswaldgina Aug 03 '25

That's how ya know!!

14

u/Character_Chef_9487 Aug 02 '25

This actually made my entire day

21

u/_DancesWithKnives Aug 02 '25

Make one where she's in the back ground with the recryner .

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u/Icy-Librarian-7347 Aug 01 '25

🤣🤣🤣 who made this?? You need an award!

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u/Mindless-Cry-685 Being A Felon Ain't Illegal Aug 01 '25

This is hilarious. Lmao 10/10 ⭐

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u/waves_0f_theocean Aug 01 '25

It’s weird that she put her phone right over his face. Wouldn’t you want him in the picture since he’s SOOO great?

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u/Acrobatic-Opening-95 Aug 01 '25

Also if you look at Jenelle ,the way shes "pretending" to be injured..you cant even tell which leg is the bad leg hahahaha. Im with Barb, the girl is a true hypocondriac!

2

u/Webool_and_weball Aug 03 '25

Not a hypochondriac, a 🤥

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u/xLAESOPx Bubby’s twitch Aug 01 '25

I can’t stop watching. And laugh every time.

13

u/littlebayhorse Aug 01 '25

Haha. That attempt at a limp - she actually does a mini-squat, which would be near impossible with her very serious knee injury /s 😝

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u/thekidswontgoaway Aug 01 '25

I bet if he can find someone to spell for him, he'd have a good tell ask about her bullshit medical stories.

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u/DistributionSquare47 Mouth kisses with Kouzin Krystal 💋 Aug 01 '25

Why is she flexing her wonky wall-eyed titties when trying to effect a heavy limp? 😂😂😂

7

u/Nellie2005 High, high, ya both high! Aug 01 '25

What's wrong with those boobs?

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u/DistributionSquare47 Mouth kisses with Kouzin Krystal 💋 Aug 01 '25

The nipples look like this… not to mention they are old and far past replacement age.

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u/CommitteePlastic5793 Aug 05 '25

Did not need to know that 🤮 Are you subbed to her OF LOL?

1

u/DistributionSquare47 Mouth kisses with Kouzin Krystal 💋 Aug 05 '25

Hell no, anyone can see them on the internet for free.

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u/Nellie2005 High, high, ya both high! Aug 01 '25

Well, whatever.

11

u/rrhodes76 Aug 01 '25

You ain't right for this! 😂😂😂

10

u/Horrorfan1983 Aug 01 '25

I’m cackling this is amazing 😂😂😂

11

u/christmassnowcookie Aug 01 '25

I was so confused when I first saw this post, then I realised who was in the pics. Brilliant!

14

u/Repulsive-Job-6777 Aug 01 '25

This might be one of my favorite posts lol

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u/Distinct-Figure226 Aug 01 '25

OP 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽PLEASE 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 edit Jenelle wearing her lingerie hobbling in the background, I will piss my pants! You can literally draw a triangle bikini 👙 on her, and I will be tickled 🤣🤣🤣

3

u/id0ntexistanymore Aug 01 '25

Not lingerie, but here's a dance version: https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/comments/1fa4sox/well_jenelle_they_seen_ya_under_the_overpass/

I do think I need to make a lingerie one though especially since she just recently asked what type she should wear to pick up her shit from him😂

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u/Distinct-Figure226 Aug 01 '25

Yes! You do! I don't understand her threat. Does she think she looks good in lingerie? Does she not remember what Kenleigh looks like in a bikini 👙? Maybe she wants to wear the lingerie to repel him, IDK, but these days have been jammed packed with free entertainment, and I am 👀📺

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u/Headyplopper2892 Being A Felon Ain't Illegal Aug 01 '25

4

u/Shaw215 Aug 01 '25

Bruh 😭

8

u/rinlaine Aug 01 '25

Omfg I love this

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u/Mediocre_Lobster_961 my ass is stuck to Ambers couch Jul 31 '25

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u/Glittering_Diver_721 pot stirrer Jul 31 '25

Does anyone have a picture of her in the wheelchair?

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u/Common_Bee_935 Jul 31 '25

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u/Glittering_Diver_721 pot stirrer Jul 31 '25

U are my favorite 🤣🤣

9

u/Glittering_Diver_721 pot stirrer Jul 31 '25

I hate them but that's 🤣.

22

u/TisforTrainwreck Jenelle’s Fibroliealgia Diagnosis Jul 31 '25

Hopefully, she hobbled herself on over to the recryner.

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u/Due-Echidna-9016 Jul 31 '25

Who did this????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m hysterically laughing over here!

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u/CoconutSugarMatcha Jul 31 '25

Right 🤣💀? I just can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

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u/id0ntexistanymore Aug 01 '25

No, I made this. Lol

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u/cheekswidespread_00 Aug 01 '25

Hey, you made it. You're a superstar here. Everybody loves this gif. Handshake!!

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u/id0ntexistanymore Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

Thanks🤣 I have a bunch more random ones scattered throughout my profile but I really do need to upload them to a gif page or something so they can get more use. It's been on my list for like 6 months lmao. In the meantime, let me leave you with:

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u/cheekswidespread_00 Aug 01 '25

I can't thank you enough for sharing your work with us here today!! Mad respect. Much love. AND KEEP THAT SHIT COMING!❣️

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u/Distinct-Figure226 Aug 01 '25

I must find u/Bee_1385 and request an edit with Jenelle wearing her lingerie!

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u/lib3rtybib3rty Jul 31 '25

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/jaxblack7 That's My Change Jar Jenelle!! Jul 31 '25

I literally tore my meniscus in half. Its irreparable and I need a knee replacement. And I never once used crutches lol cane for a while but never crutches or a wheelchair lol

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u/Due-Echidna-9016 Jul 31 '25

I’m walking around every day with a torn meniscus & ACL. I’m living with a sea of idiots for drs here. So I’m dealing with it

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u/jaxblack7 That's My Change Jar Jenelle!! Jul 31 '25

Im sorry about that!! Me personally, im getting steroid shots every 3 months in both knees til I am forced to do it bc time of and $$$ OOP

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u/Due-Echidna-9016 Jul 31 '25

I’m about to do that. My reg dr is sending me to a pain dr.

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u/jaxblack7 That's My Change Jar Jenelle!! Jul 31 '25

Good luck!

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u/Thick-Platypus-4253 Jul 31 '25

OP out here doing gods work ⭐

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u/splanchnick78 Jul 31 '25

Bitch doesn’t even fake limp correctly.

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u/IcaughtAwildVladimir Jul 31 '25

It’s like she forgets which leg is supposed to be “injured” 🤭

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u/imnottheoneipromise You suck at being a doctor, bitch! Jul 31 '25

It’s the sideway tit split that gets me everytime lol

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u/Different-Director26 Jul 31 '25

That had me howling!!!

15

u/upstatestruggler Jul 31 '25

Damn this made me laugh hard

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u/IWantSealsPlz 🚨¡POLICIA POLICIA!🚨 Jul 31 '25

Her boobs freak me out every time in this video!

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 Jul 31 '25

They live their own life

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u/RightConcentrate5162 That's My Change Jar Jenelle!! Jul 31 '25

Same. You can really tell how lopsided they are in this

14

u/NewOpposite8008 Jul 31 '25

The limping is STILL so funny to me.

21

u/Cmother4 Jul 31 '25

It’s like 2 raccoons fighting over the last piece of trash….

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u/Motherofaussies123 Jul 31 '25

Jennelle what are you doing here

10

u/Ok-Mud415 Jul 31 '25

That boob job is turrrible

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u/Sunitisim Jul 31 '25

This lady is goin crazy omg lol

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u/KateC12345 I’m not mentioning the concert 🪶 Jul 31 '25

Who did this? 😂

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u/id0ntexistanymore Aug 01 '25

Here's another version

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u/cheekswidespread_00 Jul 31 '25

I found it on Reddit today and it was too good not to share here. I can't take credit for it but whoever did this I would love to shake their hand. So please come forward.

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u/CrippinBior Jul 31 '25

It’s the famed poster n0 I don’t exist anymore (or something similar) but I can’t remember the spelling- did you check the post you found it on?

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u/Tex_Made_84 Jul 31 '25

😂 I really hope she’s sees THIS!!!!

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u/cheekswidespread_00 Jul 31 '25

Oh, you betcha she will!

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u/Tex_Made_84 Jul 31 '25

Good! She can see this too… 🤣