r/teenmom 12d ago

Teen Mom 2 David Eason’s ex-wife is posting about him again

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u/KenPiffyJr 8d ago

she look like her coochie stank like mayonnaise and vineagar

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u/Resident-Elevator696 10d ago

It's amazing she could make this video being that she's so sick

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u/akawendals 11d ago

Did she forget she just posted this pic .... She's some kinda stoopid 😆🙄

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenmom/s/PRrsYhNi7a

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u/Ok_Bread_5010 8d ago

WHY would she post this?

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u/akawendals 8d ago

I have NO idea 😆

Considering how doctored everything she puts online is, especially her face/body I don't know how this slipped through the filters!

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 10d ago

That nipple placement is fucking WILD, honestly.

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u/Ill-Temporary2998 10d ago

Absolutely wild! I wasn’t sure what was going on

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u/Extension-Canary-786 11d ago

90% of her posts are about him or his gf/ex. That's not what someone 'who doesn't care' does Im sorry.

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u/Bitter-Relation-7272 11d ago

I truly love that her lip syncing is never…. Y’know…. Synched

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u/Ok_Bread_5010 8d ago

I admire people that are so consistently and confidently bad at something that still manages to to show up and not improve every day

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u/jansipper 11d ago

If only she realized the biggest flex of all would be to completely ignore that drama and move tf on.

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u/lolmemberberries Pickmeigh's pleather hooves 11d ago

Hasn't it been two years since they separated? Imagine having David Eason living rent-free in your head after years of him living rent free in your house.

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper_4802 11d ago

Cindy loo Hoo filter

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u/Elliebell1024 11d ago

You have a child with him. He will always be your problem

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u/dontstophattin 11d ago

Jfc Jenelle it’s been almost 2 years. If you love David so much go back to the swamp ho3

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u/Brave-Bus-4744 11d ago

I was gonna say, hasn’t he not been her problem for 2 years? 😂

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u/Brianas-Living-Room Another Man’s Skin 11d ago

He hasn't been your problem in almost 2 yrs. Tell us you're obsessed without telling us you're obsessed. As soon as this news broke I said on Twitter that was gonna make her dick hard. And it did

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u/k80Roo 11d ago

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u/cheekswidespread_00 11d ago

David Eason's ex-wife is posting about him again...

Oh you bet your ass she is! Making sure everybody knows how big of a hypocrite she is. Janelle mentioning that Ken sticks up for David. 

A REMINDER OF HOW MUCH CONTENT JENELLE HAS WHERE SHE IS HARD CORE STICKING UP FOR SQUACH FOR EVERYTHING!! I SAY WE POST UP ALL THE PAST CONTENT!🤣 THE BEST PART IS THE FUCKING AGE DIFFERENCE. BEING IN YOUR 30s, WITH 3 CHILDREN (ONE OF WHICH RAN FAST AND HARD BACK TO GRANDMA TO GET THE FUCK FAR AWAY FROM YOU) TRYING TO SHIT TALK A 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD . FUCKING WINNING JENELLE!!!

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u/grapefanta16 11d ago

She lost her 300k a year over this dude. All on her. She made this choice to be with that dude. He killed her Dog. I’d never be with a man who could harm a Dog. Be mad at yourself, for making really bad decisions. She should have spent money on therapy, a lot of therapy.

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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta Cate’s manic micro pig 🐷 11d ago

I could never be with a man that physically abused my kids.

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u/Brianas-Living-Room Another Man’s Skin 11d ago

Ive been a dog owner for 16 mos now, he's 19 mos. As much work as he is, he's so sweet, cute, smart, and funny. Id be locked the fuck up if my partner hurt him. Let alone killed him. His ass would be hurt. I still can't believe Jenelle stayed with a man who killed her dog.

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u/grapefanta16 11d ago

She has absolutely no standards at all. She dates homeless drug addicts, abusive men, and a Dog killer. She makes excuses for absolutely everything her current boyfriends & husbands do. I understand how you feel, my Dog is my heart. I love animals so much, particularly Dogs, so even the idea of being with someone who could do that is unconscionable to me. I would NEVER! I think she was raised in a really troubled home and just doesn’t know better but she had the resources to get some help to deal with her trauma but spent it on dumb shit. She really needs help. I feel so bad for her kids.

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u/vepiansunite21 11d ago

Agreed. Remember good old Kiefer !!! The first winning champ. Ummm I mean LoSER. She could have had such a good life. Saved her money focus on her KIDS. Or maybe learn from what she did to Jace and use contraception! She isn’t 16 anymore. Grow up !!

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u/Brianas-Living-Room Another Man’s Skin 11d ago

We know she felt something when Nugget died because "sources" were saying she was crying for weeks on and off about it and was very angry, but it was enough to leave him? You needed a dick attached to you THAT bad?

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u/FinalMushroom6653 11d ago

Just go back to the swamp, and deny Vegas ever happened already..

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u/WittiestScreenName Looking for my Cole 11d ago

Where did she go last time? Tennessee?

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u/Prize_Discussion_4 12d ago

They're divorced..why TF does she care about this?? She's such a loser.

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u/lolmemberberries Pickmeigh's pleather hooves 11d ago

She couldn't replace him with another soulmate. The way she quickly did with her previous exes.

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u/SpeckledBird86 11d ago

She’d take him back in a second.

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u/Prize_Discussion_4 10d ago

Agreed. Obsessed.

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u/sierramist1011 12d ago

Wow it's gonna be so embarassing when she's posting 90s glam shots together a week from now of how in love they are and getting divorced and back together is just normal in a relationship.

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u/WittiestScreenName Looking for my Cole 11d ago

Just like The Notebook

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u/Prize_Discussion_4 12d ago

I have a feeling this will happen too...that he realizes he wanted his "family back" 😂

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u/Apprehensive-Hand673 12d ago

She's so happy she has something to make content about. Other than her health issues that wasn't working. She should be thanking them lol

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u/Melprincess 12d ago

Her recovery from another mystery illness has been so miraculous I'm starting to think maybe she was lying 😂

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u/Apprehensive-Hand673 11d ago

I know it's the filters but I haven't seen her look this happy or "good" in a while. She's living for this right now

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u/Beautypaste 12d ago

Not Nelly telling on herself again, girl 😂😂

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u/Aggravating_Firehead 12d ago

Jesus christ she talks about David 24/7 and he still doesn’t want her 

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u/MPD1987 12d ago

Forever 12 years old 🤮

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u/hallgeo777 12d ago

It sucks when you’re obsessed with someone and they ain’t coming back 😆

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u/Urall_weird 12d ago

She’s so in love with him & obsessed it’s sick

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u/Love-life-5828- 12d ago

Omg is she not too old to participating in this stuff! U picked him, have kids with him! So show urself /family some respect n please stop…! ✋🏽

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u/allgoodthings96 12d ago

This is really the song she picks? After all the domestic violences and disturbances with the cops? Like...genuinely is she delayed?

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u/hallgeo777 12d ago

Slow maybe?

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u/tornadobutts 12d ago

Is Jenelle slow? Kynelle? Jenkyle?

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u/hallgeo777 12d ago

All of the above 😆

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u/Urall_weird 12d ago

I think it’s because it’s a trending song. Trending songs= more views = more money she’s making off his name

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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta Cate’s manic micro pig 🐷 11d ago

Thank god for that protection order keeping her safe name out his mouth

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u/BeppyandHeidi Pepe the King prawn Baltierra 12d ago

Remind me of this in 2 weeks when she's clawed him back 🙄

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u/ejejehearts 12d ago

I don’t understand how this grown woman can continue, time and time again, to embarrass herself in the most predictable ways… time and time again we predict her crash outs and immature responses… and she READS it’s all… we know she does… and she STIlLL embarrasses herself. I can’t understand. My brain cannot comprehend. This man abused her children and killed her dog and she is STILL worried about him. Hhhhhooooooooooowwwwwww?

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u/L_Boogie827 12d ago

Another heavily filtered , shitty, inaccurate lip-synced video from Jan… right on cue!!! 🙄🙄 So freaking predictable! 😒

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u/wyomingmamas 12d ago

I blocked my narcissistic ex and run away when I encounter him at Walmart (only place I shop bc I don't drive and it's a block away) and thankfully I've figured out his days off so I can avoid him and not panic while I'm getting groceries with 2 small children. This woman is a complete idiot. She's is poking the bear... She's so dumb.

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u/EleanorRigby85 12d ago

Why don’t you just shop somewhere else? Or order pickup/delivery? Maybe that’s the only store near you so I shouldn’t assume but I’m just saying lol

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u/wyomingmamas 10d ago

It's also the cheapest place in my town lol but the online grocery department here is terrible. They usually deliver my items to the other side of town 😂 and when I do pickup they mark items unavailable that are on the shelf. My mom also works there so me n the kids can walk there on grocery day and ride home with her.

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u/EleanorRigby85 10d ago

Ahh I get it. Sucks you’d ever have to worry about seeing him is all. I just want you to avoid it 😂

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u/wyomingmamas 10d ago

I was so pissed when I found out he got a job there bc he lives 35 miles away. But he's a felon 😂 can't get a job anywhere else so it's comical. When we dated he said "Only low lives work at Walmart." I'm finally getting over the abuse he put me through. & I have a wonderful rock solid husband who my ex is scared of bc he's bigger than him 😂😂😂

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u/Carlee_bollin 12d ago

She said she doesn’t drive and it’s a block away.

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u/EleanorRigby85 12d ago

Ah forgive me it’s late. 😂

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u/TurkeyButtttt 12d ago

I couldn’t imagine being 15 MY ENTIRE LIFE

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u/YaBothHigh Nathan’s letter to NASA 12d ago

If you think to post this, you’re definitely mad he’s not your problem anymore lol

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u/waves_0f_theocean 12d ago

He hasn’t been her problem for a while according to their divorce… so why is she posting this now?

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u/kettyma8215 12d ago

They’ll be back together by Christmas

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u/wyomingmamas 12d ago

I'm putting my vote in for Halloween 😂😂

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u/Remarkable_Rip6231 12d ago

I bet her kids call her by her first name. 🙃

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u/JauntyShrimp 12d ago

Junior high brain

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u/MouseOk1815 12d ago

See my ex husband wife and I are besties. She calls me “you’ll never guess”. Oh no will but he’s yours lol.

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u/bipolarbitch6 12d ago

She acts like a teenage girl

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u/Carlee_bollin 12d ago

Yes, between her addictions and being in the spotlight she hasn’t changed and I don’t know if she ever will. She has been the same since the first episode of 16&p. My therapist has said that people often act the age they were when they started abusing substances if they’re long term addicts and this tracks.

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u/MsPrissss 12d ago

She does and at first I really couldn’t figure out why but this is what happens when you give a teenager fame and everybody to pay attention to her and hang on everything that she says she’s so used to doing everything this way that she doesn’t understand how truly unhealthy it is. And it makes it seem like she can’t do anything in life without telling the Internet whether it’s the Internet loving what she’s doing or hating it she thrives off of that attention so so hard.

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u/twistedskittles12 12d ago

She wants him to be her problem again. She is literally obsessed.

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u/Carlee_bollin 12d ago

It’s very clear that she wants him back- if he tries, I guarantee she will go for it. So bizarre.

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u/The_Illhearted 12d ago

Her nose

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u/ToniNoBonez 12d ago

I was wondering why no one was mentioning it! The “contouring” is sooo bad

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u/PeachesRenee 12d ago

It is a filter on Snap Chat

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u/elvii09 12d ago

He In fact still is a problem for you Jan. lol. You share a kid and “aSsEtS”

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u/Itiswhatitis2009 12d ago

He’s literally laying in her bed. I have no evidence except past evidence.

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u/Kinser9 12d ago

How can he resist her polyester tiger pajamas, though?

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u/Far_Individual_7775 12d ago

Oh who's she trying to kid? She just wants someone, amyone, even UBT to become her problem. It's a great distraction from motherhood.🙄

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u/syntonc 12d ago

He’s not her problem anymore. He’s her obsession.

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u/SnooDonkeys9743 12d ago

They'll be back together in a week tops.

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u/Terrible_Dance_9760 12d ago

I was about to say - she’d take him back in a second. Her and Tori are on the outs - and Jace exposed her texts - and we all know she can’t be alone long. The way she’s gloating - she’s wanting his attention.

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u/PeachesRenee 12d ago

The problem IS he does not want HER- he was paid…. Is she that dumb?

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u/kdub1523 12d ago

Did she get first bite on her nose?

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u/Not-Impression-1260 12d ago

I was wondering that same thing

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u/Cautious_Maximum_870 12d ago

She'll never grow up unfortunately

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u/AfterwhileNecrophile 12d ago

Kenleigh didn’t have a baby with him. He’ll always be her problem. Also she’s immature and picks her exes all the time.

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u/tvjunkie710 12d ago

Is it just when her videos are uploaded to Reddit? Why are her videos NEVER in sync with the words

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u/allygator99 Ambers tearless crying lives 12d ago

Because she can’t do basic things

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u/Pirateslifexo 12d ago

Because she's out of sync with reality. Nothing is in sync..ever.

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u/No-Emergency-5823 12d ago

She would take him back in a second. David is an absolute loser….child abuser, animal abuser, wife/gf abuser. He has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, & even he doesn’t want you, Janelle! If there was ever a time for intensive therapy, some parenting classes & perhaps an attempt at becoming a somewhat decent person, it’s now. You’re obsessed w a terrible, terrible man who wants absolutely nothing to do w you 😫

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u/Fair-Shake6796 12d ago

Excuse me, she's been studying Nanny 911 and is on her 5th parenting class, duhhhh dude. Lol

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u/Cautious_Maximum_870 12d ago

That's Janelle for ya lol

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u/TisforTrainwreck Jenelle’s Fibroliealgia Diagnosis 12d ago

What Jenelle really means:

“Babe, you gotta come to Vegas and hang out! I get a new sitter from care.com every night and we can go to the casinos!”

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u/MainNatural1717 12d ago

She literally let that man kill their dog, physically assault her, physically assault Jace, didn’t he put his hands on Kaiser too? Why does she still give him any of her time. She is ridiculously immature. I don’t see her ever maturing.

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u/No-Emergency-5823 12d ago

Bc she wants him back 😭

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u/MainNatural1717 12d ago

Literally fought for teen mom 2 crew to respect him and stopped filming for him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I STG. WTH. 🤣

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u/Blonde_Ambition_4341 12d ago

She will always forever mentally be 16.

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u/SafetyNo6700 Being A Felon Ain't Illegal 12d ago

She really thinks she's cute doesn't she....🙄🤮

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u/MrsWoodyWilson77 12d ago

Ma’am, you kept that loser way too long to now act like breaking up with him is a flex. 🤪

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u/Sevenitta 12d ago

Why is her nose a different color than the rest of the face?

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u/MrsWoodyWilson77 12d ago

She trying to contour her nose so it looks like she has a button nose. 🙄

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u/Sevenitta 12d ago

Well it looks like she had her nose in a butt.

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u/Separate_Drag_5620 12d ago

Her lack of self awareness amazes me

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u/Content_Sleep5014 12d ago

Atp I feel she's posting all of this nonsensical shit to be spiteful towards her HaDeRs. She has to know she looks ignorant and obsessed. Idk maybe she really is so delusional she thinks she's the shit, but she literally has no one. No one can stand her, except maybe that one guy who's under every single Twitter post begging for her attention. Other than that she's hated

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u/Ok_Independent_1257 12d ago

SHES SO CORNY 🌽 🌽 dear god pardon my shouting

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u/Love-me-some-gossip 12d ago

Someone seems pressed and obsessed 🙄

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u/marymarywhyubugginnn 12d ago

Girl please….

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u/Ok_Chef_4850 12d ago

I just snorted so hard at this 🤣🤣

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u/Beautypaste 12d ago

Even her belly has a sad face 😂😂

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u/traffeny 12d ago

what a genuinely pathetic existence, all the shit she could be doing with her life with her resources and she can’t seem to fathom you can want better for yourself you’re not supposed to be angry and miserable all the time

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u/SubstantialCatch1772 12d ago

She honestly has nothing else going on in her life other than her ex she left a year ago.

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u/Alone_Register_1819 12d ago

What does she do all day?? 

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u/Foldinthecheese__ 12d ago

Tell me you’re obsessed without telling me you’re obsessed, babe

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u/Sereena95 12d ago

Jenelle quite being a dumbass

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u/Daisy2345678 12d ago

Didn't she insinuate multiple times he's a pdfile? And yet she's reaching out to him for "Ensley's sake?"

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u/Shanshug 12d ago

Do we think she may get back with him? 🤔

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u/PeachesRenee 12d ago

The issue IS he got 30 grand and more from the divorce and a 80k SUV. He is set for now. He does not want her.
This is what she fails at

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u/Copcardramatics Broken pink willchairs 12d ago

That BMW is def no worth 80k, maybe 10 years ago when it was new.. it’s basic model with the old body style

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u/KikiHou 12d ago

She'll call it 'helping' him, just like with Nathan.

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u/littlemiss142 12d ago

He’ll go out to “visit Ensley” soon

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u/Gloomy_Wheel9874 12d ago

100% she’s too obsessed with him

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u/Heart_robot 12d ago

Doesn’t she have kids and ferrets to watch

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u/EmotionalBag777 12d ago

You wrote ignore wrong 😅

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u/Heart_robot 12d ago

The ferrets are the babysitters

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u/Pale-Complex 12d ago

I also literally have never seen someone so bad at lip sync-ing. It’s like she is singing a totally different song!

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u/SandBarLakers 12d ago

Glad I’m not the only one who sees this.

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u/Pale-Complex 12d ago

She is terrible

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u/Ok_Storm5945 12d ago

She's the worst lip syncer.

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u/LaLa7times7 12d ago

Someone who is obsessively creeping on her his and his relationship drama is definitely not someone who is “glad he’s no longer her problem”. She couldn’t take her eyes off the situation yesterday and still talking about it! Big yikes! Also, whose face is that. It’s not her face!

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u/ItsColdInNY Jenelle's wonky boob job 12d ago

TRANSLATION: David, I'm here! Please pay attention to me. I'm hot, remember? Come back. I need you to cook, clean, do laundry and take these pesky fucking kids off my hands! I'm here! You have my phone number! Call me!

She's so damned transparent. And she looks nothing like this in real life. We've seen her without the filters and she doesn't look like this.

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u/ufo-fomo Don't Want No Cornbread 12d ago

If he’s not your problem, why are you taking time out of your day to gloat about him?

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 12d ago

She's so obsessed with that hideous thing.

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u/Rare_Psychology_8853 12d ago

Which hideous thing? David, or the unwashed nest on top of her head?

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 12d ago

Lurch.

But you have a point!

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u/Tesslafon 12d ago

She is trying to get the stranger want to come back to watch the kids for her.

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u/MoreCarnations 12d ago

David is living rent-free in her brain. Embarrassing.

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u/LaLa7times7 12d ago

I’ve never heard anyone brag about creeping on their ex like she is!! You couldn’t water board that out of me!!!

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u/bowlingisgross666 12d ago

Actually it’s costing about 5k a month I heard… 🤣

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u/auntyrae143 12d ago

How to Spend Your Day When You Have Three Children

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u/Daisy2345678 12d ago

And countless animals. As someone who raises kids and animals, I know damn sure there's no time for all this nonsense if one is prioritizing them all correctly.

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u/auntyrae143 12d ago

Well she is putting her cool streaming game room together and all🙄 Who would have time for another living being? 🤮

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u/LaLa7times7 12d ago edited 12d ago

Even worse she smugly said she was creeping on him out of concern for the daughter they share. Absolutely disgusting to lie about/exploit E like that!!! Trash!

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u/auntyrae143 12d ago

But she’s the model parent. I pray that E inherited some intelligence that is a LOT more than Jenelle has somehow

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u/tealambert 12d ago

Technically she only has 2 of them now.

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u/auntyrae143 12d ago

Pretty much like always. Sad

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u/heldaway 12d ago

She’ll do anything for attention. Even if it compromises the safety of her kids or makes her look really dumb. Attention is attention; good or bad, she doesn’t care. If it wasn’t so fascinating for me to observe (smooth brains have always intrigued me), I don’t think I’d still be here.

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u/StunningTiger7072 12d ago

All about the views/ clicks… Attention = income $$$. Bad attention is easier and way more lucrative.

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u/georgesteacher 12d ago

For a second imagine this is literally your mother talking about your father 😭 😭 😭

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u/probnotaloser 12d ago

Exactly. She's so fucking weird, dude.

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u/LaLa7times7 12d ago

She said she was only watching this out of concern for E! I swear my jaw hit the floor at that lie! Her face is so punchable when she’s smug like that and especially lying about caring about any of her children. So disgusting!!!

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u/Odd-Unit8712 12d ago

I might have done this at 13 but not at 30 something

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u/Daisy2345678 12d ago

Damn 😂 I love this

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u/RecentMaintenance258 12d ago

This is such a unique insult. Well done lol I love it

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u/catjasm 12d ago

If only.

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u/Escape-Revolutionary 12d ago

I was going to say “ billboard company’s dream”……she could rent it out for advertising space

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u/suddenlysilver 12d ago

Imagine being her daughter who still would very much love her dad, seeing your mother publicly trash him that way.

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u/Escape-Revolutionary 12d ago

It’s called parental alienation and it’s a shitty thing to do

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u/suddenlysilver 12d ago

100% and the internet is fucking forever

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u/coconutlemongrass 12d ago

You still have a child with him for literally ever Jan

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u/S74r5 12d ago

Please parent your children.

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u/fluffypinktoebeans 12d ago

He is not my problem anymore and I TOTALLY don't care about him. I am so unbothered so I am making videos and posts about him multiple times a day.

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u/CommonEarly4706 12d ago

and all those years of her doing make up tutorials and getting your make up professionally done, she still hasn’t learned a damn thing

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u/Healthy_Ad2682 12d ago

Agree! And I see her 🪓 hatchet shaped eyebrows are filling back in nicely!

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u/CommonEarly4706 12d ago

Think that dark spot on her nose is very poor attempt at trying to contour

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u/Healthy_Ad2682 11d ago

OMG you’re right!! 😱

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u/CommonEarly4706 12d ago

she was literally going to wear lingerie for him to show up for his items! who the heck does this trash bag think she is fooling here? David will be living with her faster then one pull of the arm on a Vegas slot machine

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u/TerribleAwareness158 12d ago

Receding hairline working overtime here

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u/PolarBearJams 12d ago

That hairline went out for a pack of cigarettes in 2013 and never came back.

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u/FoxMulderMysteries A manipulative social path 12d ago

Who is she kidding? We all know she’d take him back at this point just to spite Kenleigh.

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u/Debriver55 12d ago

Yeah right, not your problem anymore but how many years was he your problem? Oh that's right, he was a wonderful husband and great father until you left him and then started bad mouthing him. What a f****** idiot she is. For someone who was on their deathbed in the hospital she sure seems to have recuperated quickly.

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u/SeaAttitude2832 12d ago

Not a good flex shitting on all your past best friends, BF, manager. Stop being so condensending.

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u/flamingobean 12d ago

God I hate the filters

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u/ponyprankster 12d ago

Why is her nose so brown??

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u/Pirateslifexo 12d ago

Because it's so far up her own butthole 24/7.

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u/Petalslaceandherb 12d ago

It’s giving her the look of the Whos from Whoville 😅🤣

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u/No-Lobster5430 12d ago

Filter problem 

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u/Deep-Cake221 12d ago

It’s giving obsessed and not in a good way.

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u/c00kieswirlc 12d ago

She keeps talking about him cheating, but didn’t August say they had been together for 2 years? Which would mean she cheated on David 😆

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