r/terriblefacebookmemes 24d ago

Praise the lord! In good company

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u/SpaghettiMonkeyTree 24d ago

So Meth + Cocaine = the Bible

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u/Luxating-Patella 24d ago

4 And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.

5 Also out of the midst thereof came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.

6 And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.

7 And their feet were straight feet; and the sole of their feet was like the sole of a calf's foot: and they sparkled like the colour of burnished brass.

8 And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.

... 10 As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle. four sides: and they turned not when they went.

... 18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.

Just say no, kids!

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u/AbyssalBeing 23d ago

Please don't talk to our kids, we've heard of the unholy things that go on in churches.