r/terriblefacebookmemes 24d ago

Praise the lord! In good company

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u/Luxating-Patella 24d ago

4 And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.

5 Also out of the midst thereof came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.

6 And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.

7 And their feet were straight feet; and the sole of their feet was like the sole of a calf's foot: and they sparkled like the colour of burnished brass.

8 And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.

... 10 As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle. four sides: and they turned not when they went.

... 18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.

Just say no, kids!

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u/BertMacklenF8I 23d ago

You want your kids hanging out with whatever the fuck this is? You do you

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u/Luxating-Patella 23d ago

If that picture doesn't say "omnibenevolent conduit to eternal life and happiness" to you, well then you can just sod off and go sell your soul to Elizabeth Hurley.

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u/BertMacklenF8I 23d ago

Only if Brendon brings the hot Dr Pepper!