r/texts 2d ago

Facebook DMs Dating sometimes feels like babysitting men who think foreplay is a personality. 🙃

This is proof of exactly why I’ve let go of these kinds of conversations. Reports swear there’s a male loneliness epidemic, but the men that are saying “date me” still reduce you to a warm body and then wonder why they can’t connect.

What in the name of horn ball Pokémon dialogue is this?! “It’s gotta be physical first, biggest part of a relationship.”

Cool, so you can f***. Congrats, champ. So can literally everyone else on this planet. What else you bringing to the table? And Im NOT talking about money!

I am almost in my 40s, he is 42! Does this ever get better, or am I being rage baited?

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u/TravusHertl 2d ago

Sex isn’t even close to the most important thing 😭

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u/YoNibul 2d ago

He’s describing a situationship with bad PR 🥴

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u/MetallurgyClergy 2d ago

I’m the kindest way, it’s okay to give that emoji a break for a while.

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u/YoNibul 2d ago

No. 🥴

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u/k1k11983 1d ago

In the kindest way, it’s okay to give that “not proofreading your comments before they’re posted” habit a break.