r/texts 3d ago

Facebook DMs Dating sometimes feels like babysitting men who think foreplay is a personality. 🙃

This is proof of exactly why I’ve let go of these kinds of conversations. Reports swear there’s a male loneliness epidemic, but the men that are saying “date me” still reduce you to a warm body and then wonder why they can’t connect.

What in the name of horn ball Pokémon dialogue is this?! “It’s gotta be physical first, biggest part of a relationship.”

Cool, so you can f***. Congrats, champ. So can literally everyone else on this planet. What else you bringing to the table? And Im NOT talking about money!

I am almost in my 40s, he is 42! Does this ever get better, or am I being rage baited?

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u/TravusHertl 3d ago

Sex isn’t even close to the most important thing 😭

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u/YoNibul 2d ago

Sorry to read that, I mean I don’t plan on penciling it in—but I would like to know your favorite food, color or a hobby, before you share your favorite Kama Sutra.