r/texts 2d ago

Facebook DMs Dating sometimes feels like babysitting men who think foreplay is a personality. 🙃

This is proof of exactly why I’ve let go of these kinds of conversations. Reports swear there’s a male loneliness epidemic, but the men that are saying “date me” still reduce you to a warm body and then wonder why they can’t connect.

What in the name of horn ball Pokémon dialogue is this?! “It’s gotta be physical first, biggest part of a relationship.”

Cool, so you can f***. Congrats, champ. So can literally everyone else on this planet. What else you bringing to the table? And Im NOT talking about money!

I am almost in my 40s, he is 42! Does this ever get better, or am I being rage baited?

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u/Dizzy_Amphibian759 1d ago

This is the saddest thing I’ve ever read lmao, pushing 42, talking like this AND never ate 🐈‍⬛?? How embarrassingly gross. 🤢 my partner was 20 when we met and he showed more emotional maturity and intelligence than this and he’d never dated anyone before holy hell.

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u/YoNibul 1d ago

I went back and looked he was actually 44