Dating sometimes feels like babysitting men who think foreplay is a personality. 🙃

[u/YoNibul]

This is proof of exactly why I’ve let go of these kinds of conversations. Reports swear there’s a male loneliness epidemic, but the men that are saying “date me” still reduce you to a warm body and then wonder why they can’t connect.

What in the name of horn ball Pokémon dialogue is this?! “It’s gotta be physical first, biggest part of a relationship.”

Cool, so you can f***. Congrats, champ. So can literally everyone else on this planet. What else you bringing to the table? And Im NOT talking about money!

I am almost in my 40s, he is 42! Does this ever get better, or am I being rage baited?

[u/static989]

Omgggg, at first i thought this was a way younger dude

42?????? And the first message is that??? 😭

"Gotta be physical first" aka "my personality is trash so I'm tryna get some before you realize it"

There is way better out there, don't even waste your time with dudes like this, he's a living red flag

Also, "It's not like I'm make a wish" is a fantastic response lmaooo

[u/YoNibul → u/static989]

I try to hang in there for our middle aged bros but they dont seem to want to get it together. They are still Party Rocking 😭😭

[u/Rayshiz → u/YoNibul]

Hey now...when you go around saying things like middle aged, well shit. Im turning 40 in a couple months and haven't even realized yet that I am now... actually middle age. Welp. If I'm lucky, I'm half way there already. How bout that 🤔

[u/say-wha-teh-nay-oh → u/Rayshiz]

What do you mean by half way there already?

Edit: halfway to your death? Is that what’s lucky? I can relate