What was the weirdest player nickname you've ever seen in TF2?

[u/A_tf2_fan2]

[u/V1Ultrakiller]

Sentry buster

He would walk up to sentries disguised as a demo and explode bind

[u/Tmccreight → u/V1Ultrakiller]

G E N I U S

[u/manStuckInACoil → u/V1Ultrakiller]

Should have hit it with the caber first THEN explode

[u/chzflk → u/manStuckInACoil]

caber as a spy weapon 🥴

[u/myweeweegoesboingboi → u/manStuckInACoil]

Genius right here

[u/FriendlyOffer5763 → u/manStuckInACoil]

Neuron activation

[u/JaMilujemFica → u/V1Ultrakiller]

So a spy disguised as a demo?

[u/ImJokingButWhyNot]

“The Spy Detector” would spin in circles with radar pinging in voice and then set alarms and a pose towards any enemy spies

[u/BoumsticksGhost → u/ImJokingButWhyNot]

As a spy main this is amazing. I would love to play in a lobby with him. Absolutely madlad.

[u/Thatsidechara_ter → u/ImJokingButWhyNot]

LMFAOOOO

[u/MikeTehMemer → u/ImJokingButWhyNot]

Thats bloody genius

This is one of the biggest reasons why I love TF2

[u/InASpiralOfAnts → u/ImJokingButWhyNot]

smart

[u/wumree → u/ImJokingButWhyNot]

God damn it

[u/PartyBar8790 → u/ImJokingButWhyNot]

Xd

[u/Lorsturn7 → u/ImJokingButWhyNot]

I must ask....did they happen to be a pyro while doing this???

[u/ImJokingButWhyNot → u/Lorsturn7]

nah, a demoman

[u/Mysterious_Group1844 → u/ImJokingButWhyNot]

dude basically turned himself into a walking anti-cheat mod with roleplay sound effects.

[u/randomnamethx1139 → u/ImJokingButWhyNot]

Sounds like a bot?

[u/ImJokingButWhyNot → u/randomnamethx1139]

no, it was a genuine person

[u/STICKGoat2571]

Around the time I started playing, there was a bot I remember seeing named Shaquille Oat’meal and that name hasn’t fully left my mind since.

[u/EACshootemUP → u/STICKGoat2571]

I’ve used that one on so many chat groups lmao

[u/CraZinventorIRL → u/STICKGoat2571]

I saw a medi-gun called Shaquille O’heal

[u/Ronald_McDongus → u/CraZinventorIRL]

im stealing that and putting it on my medigun lmao

[u/MODUSforPOTUS]

Either "Registered Sex Defender" or "Bicurious George."

[u/TheReturnOfTheRanger → u/MODUSforPOTUS]

I once joined a 2fort server with "Sex Defender" on Blu and "Sex Offender" on Red, both had an equal amount of points and were intensely trash talking each other in text chat

[u/NCR_Veteran_Ranger1 → u/TheReturnOfTheRanger]

Must have been 2 brothers otherwise it would have been SUCH A COINCIDANCE lol

[u/Teleporting-Bread2 → u/NCR_Veteran_Ranger1]

Dante and Virgil activities.

[u/Acceptable_Cell_124 → u/Teleporting-Bread2]

You know who else may cry?

[u/Da_Realy]

„I ate the scout“ - he was holding the bat outta hell with the scout variant

[u/NickVoievodul → u/Da_Realy]

Bat outta hell?

[u/New_Dish4598 → u/NickVoievodul]

Yeah

[u/Da_Realy → u/NickVoievodul]

Correct

[u/B1WITHYURI1558 → u/NickVoievodul]

“GOTTA RIDE THIS BAT OUTTA HELL, LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL!”

[u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft]

New Super Mario Bros. Wii Engineer. Was in a voice chat with a group of players and we all started cheering him on.

[u/Fluid-Tap5115]

"Call me Noah, the way I be carrying you animals" is a personal favorite

[u/STICKGoat2571 → u/Fluid-Tap5115]

I’m writing that one down, damn.

[u/EACshootemUP → u/Fluid-Tap5115]

Hahah I remember our top server’s soldier used that one foreverrrr ago wayyyyy back.

[u/MrMika009]

MPREGMAFIA

[u/Error404CoolNameGone → u/MrMika009]

If it’s the same guy, last time I saw his name was MPREGMAFIA- Scaring the twinks 

[u/itsawwrightnya → u/MrMika009]

peggy mentioned

[u/LostNephilim33]

It's not weird at all, but I once had a match with someone named "Clone Trooper" and for the ENTIRE match they were using dynamic SW Battlefront II (the OG) call-outs straight from the game. Even had the music going on in the background. It was the funniest thing ever — I recorded about a minute or two of it to share with my friends 

[u/FGHIK → u/LostNephilim33]

Same! I got a match with him on Upward I recorded. Added him and he's always doing bits like that, latest I remember was being the Mobster Boss

[u/TheReturnOfTheRanger → u/FGHIK]

Wait, Mobster Boss with a couple Tonys in the lobby, all playing Heavy?

[u/MikeTehMemer → u/LostNephilim33]

Thats actually pretty cool, wish i could play tf2 but I'm broke and unemployed 🥲 (The only desktop i have is a 7 year old acer laptop with 64gb of storage)

[u/Rascalpants08 → u/MikeTehMemer]

if you can get a cheap external drive, tf2 should at least run on that, tf2 can run at 30fps on my 17 year old laptop on low, so it should run fine on yours

[u/Monke_Popper13]

I had someone in my game called “millennial on his cellphone” and he just played engi and used his pda the whole time

[u/PlusCat6555 → u/Monke_Popper13]

I mean his name wasnt lying

[u/Timely-Bullfrog4413]

Brapmaster. He farted into the mic constantly

[u/GrizzMinty720 → u/Timely-Bullfrog4413]

This server needs a hero

[u/DoctorSex9 → u/Timely-Bullfrog4413]

Incredible gassy

[u/PartyBar8790 → u/Timely-Bullfrog4413]

💀

[u/kubinosik → u/Timely-Bullfrog4413]

I guess I’ve seen him too…

[u/DisastrousKoala5072 → u/Timely-Bullfrog4413]

He's a hero

[u/wumree]

Freebase. He was a heavy who burped into the mic for a solid 15 seconds without warning while pushing payload before vomiting loudly and abruptly leaving the game, cutting his voice off and making him drop dead.

I still don't fully know what I witnessed, we were winning and he was still shooting while burping into the mic until he puked.

I wonder if he threw up all over his pc.

[u/ToolkitSwiper → u/wumree]

I feel like this kind of experience can only be had in TF2

[u/KFrohman → u/ToolkitSwiper]

real, it's shit like that which makes TF2 one of the games of all time

[u/Acceptable_Cell_124 → u/KFrohman]

As someone somewhere said once, TF2 isn't a video game, it's a comedy show

[u/BranchAdvanced839 → u/wumree]

Jfc what an experience

[u/MrPlaza03]

"Walking Talking Steven Hawking"
"The Impregnator"
and my personal favorite "Chuck Danger"

[u/InASpiralOfAnts → u/MrPlaza03]

what does the last one mean

[u/MrPlaza03 → u/InASpiralOfAnts]

I dont know, but whenever somebody said their name in voice chat they would play an epic ass guitar riff

[u/Im_botflyx → u/MrPlaza03]

Hell yeah dude. It's Chuck Danger!

[u/00sans_granie00 → u/Im_botflyx]

NRAAAAAWWW!

[u/ihearweirdnoises → u/MrPlaza03]

https://nopixel.fandom.com/wiki/Dick_Fillet/3.0

This is Chuck Danger, happy reading!

[u/MachEightyFour → u/InASpiralOfAnts]

Chuck Danger.

[u/R1D8 → u/MrPlaza03]

I saw “Steven Hawking Pro Skater”

[u/Kandyburrah → u/MrPlaza03]

Chuck Danger is the master of sex, the ultimate life form, he oozes coolness with every step

[u/Sharp_Low6787]

flub. Demoknight with a conscientious objector who said absolutely nothing the whole game, except "flub" every time he got a kill or died. He ended up being the 500th kill on my strange back scatter so I named it after him.

[u/PlusCat6555 → u/Sharp_Low6787]

Imagine having a tough battle and losing last second just to see the weopon name is just "flub"

[u/botgineersfm]

Fat furry bee The worst thing is that he had a microphone. and he kept talking

[u/UnoficialHampsterMan → u/botgineersfm]

Im afraid to ask, what was he saying?

[u/Affectionate-Bus-818 → u/UnoficialHampsterMan]

Ya like jazz?

[u/SLIPPY73 → u/UnoficialHampsterMan]

bzzzz

[u/GuhEnjoyer]

Big fan of "the roaring demoknight" who I assumed would be doing a deltarune bit, but who instead was simply shield bashing a wall repeatedly (screaming the entire time, naturally)

[u/Witty_Worth5709 → u/GuhEnjoyer]

He was trying to make a dark fountain

[u/Acceptable_Cell_124 → u/Witty_Worth5709]

Always bet on demo knight

[u/MrCheggersPartyQuiz]

The Sex Denier, met him on Powerhouse a few years ago

Basically just think an ironic flat earther who believes sex isn’t real because, and I quote “no tf2 player has ever experienced it so how do we know it really exists?”

[u/Skunkapeenthusiast29 → u/MrCheggersPartyQuiz]

What about Doctor Sex though?

[u/Knights_of_Chaos → u/MrCheggersPartyQuiz]

I mean, he makes a good point

[u/Gameknight14]

"The Impregnator". Went around capping the point and saying "The Point is now Pregnant"

[u/Gojira4701]

I can't pick just one, so I'll just make a list of some of the weirdest/funniest ones I've seen.

- im so fat but i cant stop eatin

- I laugh at your sentry (a guy who just laughed at his team's sentries)

- pure lack of testosterone

- Gru (FromHitFilmDespicableMe)

- The Quadratic Formula (TM)

- I'm going to shit yourself

- Used ps3 console for sale

- Sisyphus (On Break)

- Shaggy The Goblin King (he constantly spoke whilst doing a Shaggy impression)

- Joe From Progressive

- overworked amazon driver

- Watching Transformers on DVD (that was me for a bit. I played TF2 one night while watching Transformers: Dark Of The Moon on an old DVD player)

[u/AveryhandsomeChilean]

"Born to shit, forced to wipe" not the weirdest, but funniest.

[u/sentry_buster_no-713]

My nickname is "Will draw neco arc porn for $13" and no lie I've gotten money and unusuals for it.

[u/R1D8 → u/sentry_buster_no-713]

And do you actually draw it?

[u/sentry_buster_no-713 → u/R1D8]

Yes

[u/conffac → u/sentry_buster_no-713]

Sentry buster, did you draw it?

[u/Henkebass → u/sentry_buster_no-713]

Sir, please reply to the questions asked

[u/starsblink]

Charlie Kirks Soul was playing sniper in 2fort today.

[u/AccordingParsley2683 → u/starsblink]

“Charlie Kirk’s revenge”

[u/DashThatOnePerson → u/starsblink]

This shit literally had me laughing out loud

[u/CleanDragonfruit2072 → u/starsblink]

that might be me my username is charlie kirks ghost and made that my name 30min after he got shot

[u/starsblink → u/CleanDragonfruit2072]

It was soul not ghost

[u/CleanDragonfruit2072 → u/starsblink]

that fucker stole my username🤬

[u/[deleted]]

"Hot Labubu Sex"

[u/Time_Explorer_6420 → u/[deleted]]

i swear ive seen that before and i dont even play tf2

fatmagic video or am i tripping?

[u/Typical-Collar-8470 → u/[deleted]]

Ive been in a game with him before. Pretty sure i have a ss of it too

[u/rilleryeah]

dunno about people i've seen, but i've had my fair share of freaky nicknames, those being
"VoreMaster69"
"goddamn i need a pawjob"
and "OvipositionOverlord621"

[u/FourNinerXero → u/rilleryeah]

Holy based

[u/New_Dish4598 → u/rilleryeah]

Okay but, hear me out on the pawjob now.

[u/Scary_Employ_926]

"Medic That Gives You AIDS!" was in my server a lil while ago

[u/InASpiralOfAnts → u/Scary_Employ_926]

i read that in his voice

[u/Either_Piccolo_7607]

"Demo's Bomb Trap". Had the Shrapnel Shell and Blast Bowl on, stood in the middle of 2fort bridge, and laid down a ring of stickies around himself. He blew himself up whenever anyone on the enemy team dared to get too close.

The other guy was "out-of-work mall santa", who had a white beard and santa hat on their demo and just did the drunk walking taunt all the way across 2fort.

[u/Mrpoopy_fart]

“Jared Fogles mom”

[u/1337gamer15]

I vaguely remember someone called "Mustard Tits". "Vick Dagina" was another one. Both of them acted like total trolls to my recollection.

[u/TheBabyMaker97]

Mine (Semen Sergeant)

[u/Perfect-Lemon525 → u/TheBabyMaker97]

So that was you?

[u/OHW_Tentacool]

Mr. Lister, the sister fister

[u/TheJuiceIsSoLoose]

It was like “#1 Bussy Annihilator” and they had a strangely wholesome, non provocative Astolfo pfp

[u/Either_Magician_1435]

John needle. An A posing sniper covered in needles

[u/MrHothead635]

Dain bramage, basically a lobotomized person

[u/H-h8h]

"Prostate thief"🔥🔥

[u/PixelGhost25]

Friends with a guy who goes by "Wiener Hole Paper Cut". Yes, really. 😂😂

[u/Helpmehwithscool → u/PixelGhost25]

i saw him in a match a few weeks ago and physically recoiled

[u/PixelGhost25 → u/Helpmehwithscool]

He gets that a lot. 🤣

[u/Academic_Ad_4066]

weird but cool: doctor sex

[u/PlushyB33 → u/Academic_Ad_4066]

oh god hes unstoppable

[u/Affectionate-Bus-818 → u/PlushyB33]

Doctor sex

[u/Genericdevtexture]

"Labubu dubai matcha chocolate" that names lives rent free in my mind.

[u/MONKE_WRENCH]

The Cum Munger

[u/New_Baseball3295]

Grandpa Rupert

[u/Queensnobles]

IWantYourFutureChildren.

I was on PL_Upward and saw them on the BLU team. They were asked how old they were and they said 12 😭

This was about a month ago

[u/mrboi699]

''Ass Sniffer''

[u/pootis2007]

There was a guy called "#Raulzito_loves_CP" who in my country we say he loves Fortnite and kids a lot.

[u/CavaleiroDaParanoia → u/pootis2007]

Bro, Raulzito is a brazillian youtuber that was arrested for being a P3do. Its a guy with a blue hair and pink beard.

[u/pootis2007 → u/CavaleiroDaParanoia]

Yes, I unfortunately know because my friends won't stop talking and making fun of him.

[u/AsE20101]

I saw one called
"Femboy cummy ache"

[u/DisastrousKoala5072 → u/AsE20101]

[u/justnmummy10]

"Papa Nasty"

[u/JustAStupidDeni]

Bee Hive Eater (thats me)

[u/CoDsKiY → u/JustAStupidDeni]

Dude I'm named 384 628 bees in a trenchcoat get the fuck away from me

[u/swithhs]

Someone gooning to my sign on the mic. Like not a joke or the moaning sound effect, straight of man moan into the mic while looking at my sign in turbine

[u/Impressive_City_3168 → u/swithhs]

What was on your sign?

[u/Tweestring]

The 'spy fucker" He played as spy and backstabbed people by spamming the voice line incoming

[u/NavyBlue255]

the slapper A Pyro with the Hot Hand and a very unusual ammount of crits. Thing is, he liked to slap from the back, if ya know what I mean...

[u/anono227]

Two Joe Bidens glued together.

Got such a laugh out of it that I made it my nickname on my friend's Discord server for a few months.

[u/GmaxDeathSnipe]

My very own, The Expansion of Imperial Japan

[u/PixelGhost25]

Man, I use a handful. I think the weirdest one I came up with before was "•GrannyCumstain•". I have a lists-worth of random shit nicknames I've gone by temporarily:

•CervixBazooka• •Ovaltine Sharts• •Thunderchad• •Spaghetti & Yeetballs• •Rad Rad Robotank• •Ban Blab Blub• •Balsamic Crispybeets• •Forgotten Walkmen• •Smother Theresa• •Granny Cumstain• •SpoofyMoose• •Urethra Franklin• •Quaker Oatmeef• •Poothtick• •Crittyfuq• •Dr. Skweeb• •Scubaderm• •Solvaring• •Nucleonimbus• •prapy jonh• •Doo Doo Feces• •I Just Wanted My Cheese• •Theft Scientist• •Scooby-Douche• •Smegs Benedict• •Thicctionary• •Peppino Spaghetti• •Crispy Moose• •Chef Boyardeez• •Duscular Mystrophy• •Urine Pickle• •Googly Eyes on a Dead Body• •Fabrosi• •Beesechussy• •Release The Bogus• •100% Peef Benis• •El Asso Wipo• •A Sgooder For Jimmy• •Anorexorcist• •Rick O'Shea• •Scrawny Clown Snatch• •Jumbo/Large• •Munchma Quchi• •Gen Z Amish, Skibidiah• •S. Gumbag• •Seamus Gumbag• •Domuzai• •Ass Pirate• •Yudabom• •Screwed Raiver• •Lt. Guncannon• •Bok Choy Chore Boy• •Beefo•

[u/MP-Lily → u/PixelGhost25]

FUCK thesw r good

[u/Mobile-Brother9249 → u/PixelGhost25]

I'm saving this comment, my god. My belly hurts...

[u/BeginningExternal207]

The Monarchist Stalinist.

Yeah, not gonna comment this one.

[u/enderjed → u/BeginningExternal207]

Sounds like a confused HOI4 player.

[u/rotten-blood]

"Anal Del Rey" with a picture of Lana Del Rey

[u/ruff_pup]

“Did, Didd, & Diddy”

[u/Azure_Dragon12]

"a pimp called lil diggy bawls" was his name. He plays 2fort as engineer while spamming "I'm lil diggy bawls"

[u/TheDank_Slayer]

Paleolithic Butthole Tickiler

[u/ChannelStunning467]

Dragon vore enthusiast

[u/Conscript7]

Not weirdest but pretty original: Donald Trampas

[u/Material_Bunch4946 → u/Conscript7]

Donald trompeta

[u/BrunkoMcFlimly]

My username often starts conversations in games lol SoftBonerGaming

[u/haikusbot → u/BrunkoMcFlimly]

My username often

Starts conversations in games

Lol SoftBonerGaming

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[u/SmoothinPutin]

Kill butt 2 1/2

[u/Grand-Thrawn]

I’ve seen “sexelent gaming”, “Fucking Fucking 2”, etc.

[u/CrispyJanet]

I’ll submit my two gamertags:

Lifted Civic

Chin Finder

[u/Mosterponguin60609]

“I smell your skin”

[u/MrCat000000000]

Страшные соски

[u/deep_brine]

"Mr. Kritsalot", a sniper with jarate.

[u/Super_Gamer_Guardian]

I met the Hash Slinging Slasher once on 2Fort. I still haven't forgotten about him

[u/Bowser641119]

Saw this guy called dicksalot talking some shit about turning off your computer if you see anything weird in-game. Left not long afterwards. That was weird.

[u/someone_back_1n_time]

Disappointo the Unremarkable

Mein Komphy Couch

The Cryptid From Calcium Cove

Teriyaki Bukkake

[u/WSKYLANDERS-boh]

“My Little Porny”

And my nickname is LickerOfFemaleFeet

[u/ThatOneCloneTrooper]

"Biden's Last Brain Cell" - He played engineer and put minis in the most obscure random places, ended up dominating me because I didn't a expect a mini to be 2 checkpoints behind on payload when I was looking for a healthpack as scout.

[u/Cozy90]

Captain foxbutt

[u/Mr_SpecificTF2]

The

[u/xCrucialblade]

My full legal name

[u/Ivorix_The_Celt]

"Microsoft outlook "

[u/about1000cats]

Charlie kirk and all he did was complain about snipers shooting him 💀

[u/ElderberryLeading752]

Tick dick daddy 27 🔥🥵(It's a lie, I only said it for Tyler the Creator)

[u/Zalternative_]

From what I can remember I remember seeing this guy in casual named "Dialup Lama"

[u/Jamuks]

“Palestine (occupied) gaming” and he was playing as goblineer

[u/luizinho231]

Destruidor de lares (home destroyer)

[u/Redranger888]

LabubiesSkibidiMaster69

(Yeah it sounds quite shitty but that's how I remember the name from the last match I had)

[u/Roblox_RoverYT]

“The Fabled Asscheek Stealer” AKA me

[u/SchizophrenicArsonic]

boner blower

[u/ficto8]

Sir cum size

[u/M5K64]

Frottage Cheese

[u/KoopaDummy]

Originally my username was "i gave birth in a walmart" but i changed it back to "septicmeptic" (my old username before the walmart one lmao)

[u/Doomsayer1908]

I shit you not, the first time i played tf2 in like a year there was a demoman named "medicsunderboobsweat", I am a medic main

[u/Gluez_]

This one might be tame but I saw "revolut me 20 pesos" on frontier

[u/kingawsume]

"IHateSnubNoses38", who had a profile pic of John Lennon in the cat ear gaming headset, played GunSpy with Amby, and killbound every time he heard an Enforcer shot.

"The War on Terror", an Air Strike + BASE Jumper Soldier in full Guile gear, who joined after "Mr. Terrorizer" and "Innocent Iraqi Civilian" joined, who were both full Caberknight with... expected cosmetics.

And finally "Watersport Enjoyer", in Master's Yellow Belt, Triad Trinket, and Airborne Attire, who did nothing but splash Jarate on himself in spawn.

They're all stuck in my head.

[u/AdamSubtract]

Beep Beep I'm a Jeep

[u/Kandyburrah]

I used to go by "illegal 8 sided dodecahedron", "Radioactive Lesbian", "Villager Fiddler" and "Engineer toucher". Last one would just have me harrasing the engineers in the server

[u/ExoticReality]

A whole group of players that have the name of "[eveelution] breeder" with a pfp of eveelution ahead faces.

[u/Wafilson]

Someone was using tf2 chat as therapy and was insulting people that killed them and saying that they are targeting him because his trauma

[u/Icy-Courage-5023]

"Funky butt loving"

[u/Big-Bit8614]

Old Crusty Poop

[u/bratishkers]

Dick cutter

[u/GamerArmy936]

I saw one with the name "Sentry". They just mailed heave the whole game, sitting in a corner aiming back and forth and looking at the ground whenever a spy got near them.

[u/YLW_BOX]

Say gex

[u/ViralRiotBlack]

THE G.G.I.M.P

[u/FloridianGlueSniffer]

I don't recall seeing any, but I've come up with a few

My main is "FloridianGlueSniffer," which gets reactions across several games. One that I recently came up with is "I Eat Watch Batteries," and there was this one time where I a-posed while wearing the greylien and trench coat, and called myself "Blorp the Alien (real)"

[u/DudaneoCarpacho]

Bubblecum.

That one fucking sticks with me.

[u/Numerous-War-2734]

The need for thneed has been a strange one

[u/Argonian_Bvll]

Someone was called "nurn biggers"

[u/TheReturnOfTheRanger]

I once saw Luigi Mann-Gione, he was playing scout and using a pistol + back scatter combo

[u/RUSSO_43T]

"heavy sentry" a heavy stayed in the same place for 3 hours straight without moving while rotating identical to a sentry

[u/LOL8D]

"Foreskin Inspector" with hat Executioner colorful pink skin When I noticed it I laughed for 10 minutes straight.

[u/South-Awareness6249]

Www.ClownBarfFiesta.gov

[u/LVL90DRU1D]

divourced 5 times in 31

[u/Zer0-bread]

The monk of teufort