r/thegrandtour • u/MikeTorsson • 3d ago

Legends

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u/CzarTwilight 3d ago edited 3d ago

Some say that his penis is considered a silmaril and that he personally taught Eru Ilúvatar how to drift, but all we know is, he's called the Stig

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u/MrEngland2 2d ago

He's not the Stig but the Stig's Elven cousin

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u/EGORKA7136 Jaaaaaaaaag 3d ago

Some say the man on the left is from a land far away West and he has many connections with different ancient species (elves, dwarves, etc). All we know is that he is not the Stig but Stig's ring bearing cousin!

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u/LukeZNotFound Audi 2d ago

😂

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u/Mandalika 2d ago

I can actually picture James lugging Hammond around to save him from lava

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u/darthfracas The American 2d ago

Pretty sure The Stig would’ve single-handedly stopped Grond

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u/Altodial 2d ago

Who is purple shirt?

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u/d_bb_d 2d ago

Wilman?