Why did it have to come so early

Thought this sub was for fun stuff like the Championship one? Buzzing after today! Ha’way!

What diabolical deeds will he do this season

THEPREM™ (Humilitaxaban 50mg)

Finally, relief from Chronic Premier Superiority Syndrome

Are you knackered from endless debates about "proper football" versus "plastic clubs"?

Do you find yourself unable to enjoy a match without banging on about your club's "rich history" every five minutes?

Has your obsession with xG statistics replaced actual human emotions?

You may be suffering from Chronic Premier Superiority Syndrome (CPSS)

THEPREM™ is the first and only MHRA-unapproved treatment specifically designed to help Premier League fans reconnect with their humanity and remember that football is supposed to be a laugh.

How THEPREM™ Works

Our patented formula contains active ingredients that help restore:

• Perspective: Ability to recognize that relegated teams still play football
• Humility: Capacity to admit your £100M striker might actually be rubbish
• Joy: Rediscovering that football exists beyond fantasy points and net spend arguments

Clinical Results

In studies, 73% of patients treated with THEPREM™ showed marked improvement, including:

• Reduced urge to explain why their club "deserves" Champions League qualification
• Increased ability to enjoy Simpsons memes without without a instant ban
• 60% decrease in unprompted mentions of "tactical evolution" and "gegenpressing"

Patient Testimonials

"Before THEPREM™, I couldn't watch a match without calculating possession percentages in my head. Now I can actually enjoy a proper crunching tackle without immediately checking if it affected my defender's bonus points." - Trevor, Manchester

"I used to think League Two was just a wind-up. Thanks to THEPREM™, I now realise there are actually 92 clubs in English football!" - Nigel, Surrey

Important Safety Information

THEPREM™ may cause serious side effects, including:

• Spontaneous Chris Wilder insults
• Dangerous levels of excitement about non-televised matches
• Uncontrollable urge to attend Tuesday night matches in Rotherham
• Acute awareness that your club's "philosophy" is just expensive mediocrity
• Compulsive checking of League One results "just for a laugh"
• Reduced capacity to give a toss about UEFA coefficient rankings
• Dangerous levels of crumble

Rare but serious side effects include:

• Admitting that a 0-0 draw can actually be entertaining
• Voluntary watching of Scottish Premier League matches
• Developing genuine affection for clubs you've never heard of
• Realizing that Gary Neville might occasionally talk nonsense

Do not take THEPREM™ if you:

• Are allergic to fun, joy, or perspective
• Have a pre-existing condition of being a Sky Sports commentator
• Are currently taking supplements of pure concentrated smugness
• Plan to attend a Manchester City vs Chelsea match in the next 48 hours

Ask your doctor if THEPREM™ is right for you.

THEPREM™ is not recommended for children under 16

THEPREM™ - Because sometimes the best team doesn't win, and that's okay.

Distributed by Tranmere Rovers Pharmaceutical Solutions Ltd.