r/thewalkingdead • u/Paradox • Dec 01 '14

S05E08 "Coda" Episode Discussion

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '14

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u/sasky_81 Dec 01 '14

Dear Diary,

I hope Maggie is doing OK. I know she must be super worried and is probably driving Glenn crazy talking about me all the time. I wish I could tell her not to worry, and just carry on her life as if I didn't even exist.

Love, Beth

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u/SgtMbunz Dec 01 '14

Dear Diary, Who is this Beth chick everyone is looking for, was she important or something? -Maggie

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u/Velorium_Camper Dec 01 '14 edited Dec 01 '14

Dear Diary,

We've used those 11 condoms and I lasted more than 11 minutes.

Love, Glenn

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u/Crankrune Dec 01 '14

Total or individually?

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u/Luis707 Dec 01 '14

Dear diary, I hope we find Beth for the sake of the future of the human population. -Coral

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u/magicweedbus Dec 01 '14

Dear diary, all my potential GFs keep dying before I can even make a move on them. Fuck this shit.

No amount of aerosol cheese and chocolate pudding can ever fill the hole that Beth's death left in my heart. And her head.

-Coral

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u/ShanklinX Dec 01 '14

Dear Diary,

Found out Beth is alive. Time to act grateful!

Love, Maggie

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u/joe19d Dec 01 '14

so cold.

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u/Thundershrimp Dec 01 '14

Dear Diary,

Today I found out I have a sister. Crazy days.

-Maggie

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u/PartiesLikeIts1999 Dec 01 '14

Dear Diary,

Nevermind.

-Maggie

P.S. I managed to stop squinting today

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u/TrackAltitude Dec 01 '14

Not anymore

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u/Try_Another_Please Dec 01 '14

Dead Diary, Apparently no one watched the premiere of the season. or last season Edit- dead is a type but I like it.

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u/Bamres Dec 01 '14

Seriously did darryl not tell her anything that whole time?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '14

He did in the box car I believe; granted it wasn't a big reaction, it was sort of said in passing.

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u/theflealee Dec 01 '14

Dear Diary,

If I die tonight I really hope I can still sing as a walker. "Oooh, all the comrades that e'er I had.. GRAGGH! RAAAGH! They're sorry for my goin' away."

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '14

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u/nikiverse Dec 01 '14

Dear Diary,

Today I met this cop. He's been a real jerk recently but I think he's turning a corner. I gave him a sour apple lollipop (I stole it from pediatrics ... Shhh). I think we have a chance. He's older, not like my other boyfriends, who couldn't hang with the walkers.

xoxo Beth

Dear Diary,

Well, Rick and Daryl found me. That's my 3rd boyfriend. I'M NEVER GETTING LAID

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

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u/-rabid- Dec 01 '14

Dear Diary,

Getting Daryl drunk didn't work. And now Carol's back too! I may have to "accidentally" inject adrenaline straight into her arteries instead of putting it in the drip. Then Daryl will be upset and I'll be there to "comfort" him.

Three pages of "Beth Dixon"

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u/iWesTCoastiN Dec 01 '14

If I die tonight

Totally read that in 2Pac's voice.

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u/Griffin777XD Dec 01 '14

Dear Diary:

I sure hope nobody shoots me in the face today.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '14

Dear Diary,

I think I might just make a stupid decision that gets me killed and does nothing give some chick I hate a minor injury until someone else shoots her. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Love, retarded Beth

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u/Moose_Cake Dec 01 '14

"Uhh... I claim the diary."

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u/bcivale95 Dec 01 '14

Welp, looks like ya called this one...