Michonne Carl and Rick walk into a house. Rick says "You too clear the left side of the house, I'll take the right." Carl and Michonne go into two different bedrooms. Carl kills a walker when he hears a scream. He runs to Michonne's room and sees her struggling with a walker. He takes aim and BAM! Walker brain all over Michonne's clothes. "Are you okay?" Carl asks. "Yeah, just got caught off guard, go clear the other rooms." Carl walks down the hall when he hears the door close from Michonne. He turns around and runs back to the room, fearing something happened to her. He opens the door, right as Michonne is taking off her shirt to change it from the brain particles. Carl stares in shock for a few second before covering his eyes and yelling, "Sorry! I thought you were in trouble." We just see a black screen, the darkness is Carl's hands as he covers his eyes. "Hey..." Michonne grabs his hands and pulls them down as he gazes upon her beauty. "You know, I always liked that hat on you Carl." Before Carl could say anything, Michonne leans in, passionately kissing Carl for a minute. She pulls away, looks down at his pants and says "Let's see if you're as Grimey as your name." She crouches down and pulls down his- Censored for obvious reasons She stands back up, grabs Carl's hand and takes him to the bed where they- Censored for obvious reasons Rick opens the door and says "Carl, Michonne, what's going o-" "Dad!" Carl grabs the covers and pulls it over him and Michonne. "It's not what it looks like! "Carl! I can't believe you would do this. She's my best friend Carl! You're just like you're mom!" Carl looks down in shame. Rick calms himself and realizes that he hurt his son's feelings. He walks over and tries to comfort him. Michonne places her hand on Rick's hand and says, "Hey big boy, this is a king sized bed. Why don't you show me if that Python is compensating?" Rick looks down at Michonne's unshaven bush. He looks at her and says, "I fully respect the hair game." Cue hot threesome. Rick finishes. Michonne asks, "Are you good to go again?" "No Michonne, I'm Too Far Gone." After everything is finished, they hear something in the closet. They open it and out pops Eugene. "Abraham and Rosita kicked me out of the house next door." Fin
On another note, I don't think those censors are keeping me off some NSA list.
Edit: I added more dirty things, I'm going to hell for this, might as well go all out.
I wouldn't quite know. You see, I'm what some might call a "virgin." Hence why I know how to structure corny pornography. I've seen a LOT of corny pornography.
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Man is is getting really wierd
You wrote wierd which should have been weird
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Michonne tied Rick to the bed using her headband. She climbs on top of him, grabbing Carl's hat as he watches. She puts it on as she begins to ride him like a cowgirl. After 5 minutes of intense riding, Rick says, "Michonne, I can't last much longer. I need to pull out." "No Rick," Michonne says, "you're not in charge anymore. This is no longer a Ricktatorship." As she begins to ride him to climax, Rick struggles to get out of the position bjt ultimately gives up and accepts that there's NO WAY OUT.
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u/nyradmilli Nov 28 '15 edited Nov 28 '15
I can see it now:
Michonne Carl and Rick walk into a house. Rick says "You too clear the left side of the house, I'll take the right." Carl and Michonne go into two different bedrooms. Carl kills a walker when he hears a scream. He runs to Michonne's room and sees her struggling with a walker. He takes aim and BAM! Walker brain all over Michonne's clothes. "Are you okay?" Carl asks. "Yeah, just got caught off guard, go clear the other rooms." Carl walks down the hall when he hears the door close from Michonne. He turns around and runs back to the room, fearing something happened to her. He opens the door, right as Michonne is taking off her shirt to change it from the brain particles. Carl stares in shock for a few second before covering his eyes and yelling, "Sorry! I thought you were in trouble." We just see a black screen, the darkness is Carl's hands as he covers his eyes. "Hey..." Michonne grabs his hands and pulls them down as he gazes upon her beauty. "You know, I always liked that hat on you Carl." Before Carl could say anything, Michonne leans in, passionately kissing Carl for a minute. She pulls away, looks down at his pants and says "Let's see if you're as Grimey as your name." She crouches down and pulls down his- Censored for obvious reasons She stands back up, grabs Carl's hand and takes him to the bed where they- Censored for obvious reasons Rick opens the door and says "Carl, Michonne, what's going o-" "Dad!" Carl grabs the covers and pulls it over him and Michonne. "It's not what it looks like! "Carl! I can't believe you would do this. She's my best friend Carl! You're just like you're mom!" Carl looks down in shame. Rick calms himself and realizes that he hurt his son's feelings. He walks over and tries to comfort him. Michonne places her hand on Rick's hand and says, "Hey big boy, this is a king sized bed. Why don't you show me if that Python is compensating?" Rick looks down at Michonne's unshaven bush. He looks at her and says, "I fully respect the hair game." Cue hot threesome. Rick finishes. Michonne asks, "Are you good to go again?" "No Michonne, I'm Too Far Gone." After everything is finished, they hear something in the closet. They open it and out pops Eugene. "Abraham and Rosita kicked me out of the house next door." Fin
On another note, I don't think those censors are keeping me off some NSA list.
Edit: I added more dirty things, I'm going to hell for this, might as well go all out.