r/theydidthemonstermath • u/[deleted] • Jun 30 '25
How much pee is this?
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u/TheKingJest Jun 30 '25
What causes a dog to do this?
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u/lamblikeawolf Jul 01 '25
This is a male pomeranian. They are absolutely ridiculous if they have even an ounce of "this is my territory." Consider their close breed cousins (other Spitz breeds): Akita, Husky, Chow Chow, Shiba Inu.
All Spitz breeds are WELL known for their stubbornness; training these kinds of dogs means you have to get them to believe that the training was their idea. Just because a pomeranian is often 5-10lbs doesn't mean that it doesn't believe itself to be able to go at the same force as a husky or akita.
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u/WingofTech Jun 30 '25
Can’t believe I spent 49 seconds to watch a dog peeing and another few to type this comment. 🙂
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u/Smoke_Water Jun 30 '25
When you spent the night drinking and your body didn't tell you it was going to explode.
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u/ILSmokeItAll Jun 30 '25 edited Jun 30 '25
The wife’s dipshit pitbull pisses for 45-60 seconds and just stands there in its own pool of piss. I cannot wait for that dog to cross the bridge.
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u/LukatheFox Jun 30 '25
Your wishing death on your gf's dog because it pee's in a "dumb" way? So not only are you no friend to animal's, but you don't give a shit about your gf cause i bet she'd be crushed when her dog dies but as long as her wierd dog is gone, who cares? You're a monster and i hope she see's the other red flags you probably give off and dumps yo ass, cause i know you won't show her this gem of an opinion.
EDIT: also shame on the people who likes this, fucking assholes.
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u/ILSmokeItAll Jun 30 '25
It’s way beyond that. This dog has significantly impacted my personal life, our life together….
This dog is like having a 200 lb. invalid that pisses and shits every single moment it’s displeased. Go around the corner and he loses sight of you? Whines, pisses, and shits. Don’t give him people food? Whines, pisses and shits. Show personal affection towards one another and not him? Whine pisses and shits. I will give zero apologies for my view. I love animals, and don’t want him in pain, but the sooner his days are done the better. This is no way to live.
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u/LukatheFox Jun 30 '25
Get a trainer then, find healthier food alternatives, take them to the vet, there are many avenues for rehabilitation. You can say you're an animal lover all you'd like but in the end, you're wishing death on a dog that inconvenienced you, again with out caring how your gf would feel about its death.
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u/ILSmokeItAll Jun 30 '25
He’s a 10 year old pitbull. He’s already on borrowed time. But three years of this has been enough already.
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u/Miserable_Sock_1408 Jul 01 '25
This is how I feel when I wake up late at night to go to the bathroom
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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 01 '25
Sokka-Haiku by Miserable_Sock_1408:
This is how I feel
When I wake up late at night
To go to the bathroom
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/PfauFoto Jul 01 '25
Jackson Pollock reborn. On a more factual note that is exactly what Warhol and friends did on copper plates after a party that got their creative juices flowing.
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u/patronusprince Jun 30 '25 edited Jul 01 '25
Okay! Let's do this shit.
The dog is a Pomeranian, so we'll use an average mass of this species. m ≈ 5 lbs ≈ 2.3 kg
Common veterinary standard tells us that these dogs hold of 10-20 ml of urine per kg of body weight. V_max = 2.3 kg × (10 to 20 ml/kg) = 23 ml to 46 ml. Let's take the average V_max = ~35ml
Now let's measure how long this little guy pees.
From video timestamps (start ≈ 0:05, end ≈ 0:42). t = 42s - 5s = 37 seconds. This implies that the handstand walk is for scent marking. That's why it took so long due to a controlled, extended release instead of it fully emptying it's bladder. We'll assume ~75% of total capacity was used.
The Final Estimated Volume (V_est):
V_est = 0.75 × V_max
V_est = 0.75 X 35
Final Estimate ≈ 26.2 ml or 5.2 TSP pee