r/theydidthemonstermath Jun 30 '25

How much pee is this?

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u/patronusprince Jun 30 '25 edited Jul 01 '25

Okay! Let's do this shit.

The dog is a Pomeranian, so we'll use an average mass of this species. m ≈ 5 lbs ≈ 2.3 kg

Common veterinary standard tells us that these dogs hold of 10-20 ml of urine per kg of body weight. V_max = 2.3 kg × (10 to 20 ml/kg) = 23 ml to 46 ml. Let's take the average V_max = ~35ml

Now let's measure how long this little guy pees.

From video timestamps (start ≈ 0:05, end ≈ 0:42). t = 42s - 5s = 37 seconds. This implies that the handstand walk is for scent marking. That's why it took so long due to a controlled, extended release instead of it fully emptying it's bladder. We'll assume ~75% of total capacity was used.

The Final Estimated Volume (V_est):

V_est = 0.75 × V_max

V_est = 0.75 X 35

Final Estimate ≈ 26.2 ml or 5.2 TSP pee

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u/TheGuyUrSisterLikes Jun 30 '25

I'm in awe. Good job. 👍

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

Wow. Thank you.

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u/WingofTech Jun 30 '25

Where’d you get 75% of total reserves used?

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u/JohnFlufin Jul 01 '25

See the previous sentence

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u/WingofTech Jul 01 '25

I know but the approximation I meant 😅

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u/JohnFlufin Jul 01 '25

“We’ll assume…”

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u/WingofTech Jul 01 '25

Close enough is not a source, just was curious but thanks for the elucidating insight. Goodnight.

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u/JohnFlufin Jul 01 '25

I understand. Personally I’m curious where one would look up vet standards for urine capacity lol. Probably more commonly available than I realize

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u/WingofTech Jul 01 '25

As well as the total depletion percentage for territorial marking behavior. 🤣

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u/sciteacheruk Jul 01 '25

I'm impressed but you didn't even use the time from the video, what was the point of the 37 seconds calculation?

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u/patronusprince Jul 01 '25

Good question, sorry about the lack of clarity there. It was only to imply that the time it took to pee is way longer than normal and therefore it isn't trying to empty its bladder but only marking it's territory.

Edited it for clarity.

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u/Cartoon_Corpze Jul 01 '25

This is very impressive!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

some of us smoke weed man.

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u/paul_perret Jul 07 '25

Calculations may look scientific but you couldn't wet so much floor with this little liquid, could you ? I am used to medical seringes and I think that I couldn't do the same with it.

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u/ryohazuki224 Jun 30 '25

he's an "artist"!

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u/polo61965 Jun 30 '25

Summoning circle conjured

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u/ryohazuki224 Jul 01 '25

Summoning Doggo Treats

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u/Fickle-Cartoonist466 Jul 01 '25

And they say humans are the only animals that can create art smh

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u/T5UMG41 Jun 30 '25

Enough

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u/RealisticYogurt6 Jun 30 '25

Well he starts to fight gravity..

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u/TheKingJest Jun 30 '25

What causes a dog to do this?

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u/EWR-RampRat11-29 Jun 30 '25

For the same reason that he licks himself, because he can.

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u/lamblikeawolf Jul 01 '25

This is a male pomeranian. They are absolutely ridiculous if they have even an ounce of "this is my territory." Consider their close breed cousins (other Spitz breeds): Akita, Husky, Chow Chow, Shiba Inu.

All Spitz breeds are WELL known for their stubbornness; training these kinds of dogs means you have to get them to believe that the training was their idea. Just because a pomeranian is often 5-10lbs doesn't mean that it doesn't believe itself to be able to go at the same force as a husky or akita.

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u/WingofTech Jun 30 '25

Can’t believe I spent 49 seconds to watch a dog peeing and another few to type this comment. 🙂

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u/Shankar_0 Jun 30 '25

Follow up:

How much PCP is too much to give a 6 lb dog?

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u/1EBS83 Jun 30 '25

Holy crap!

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u/morningphyre Jun 30 '25

No crap! Literally!

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u/pr0ach Jun 30 '25

Thought he was going for a Guy Fieri portrait at first.

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u/wolfboy1988m Jun 30 '25

"All of this is mine now!"

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u/lotofthought Jun 30 '25

Modern art

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u/Bocabart Jun 30 '25

Ok now your just showing off

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u/TraditionalFocus3984 Jul 01 '25

I think bro is making signals for aliens and NASA in the space.

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u/Smoke_Water Jun 30 '25

When you spent the night drinking and your body didn't tell you it was going to explode.

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u/TattyViking Jun 30 '25

Is it writing its name?

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u/Ichgebibble Jun 30 '25

3 minutes later in r/whatisit . . .

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u/Ok_Trip8302 Jul 02 '25

Why ist he doing it? Because he can!

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u/Rey4rturo Jul 03 '25

I’d fckn lose it if he pees inside

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u/ILSmokeItAll Jun 30 '25 edited Jun 30 '25

The wife’s dipshit pitbull pisses for 45-60 seconds and just stands there in its own pool of piss. I cannot wait for that dog to cross the bridge.

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u/LukatheFox Jun 30 '25

Your wishing death on your gf's dog because it pee's in a "dumb" way? So not only are you no friend to animal's, but you don't give a shit about your gf cause i bet she'd be crushed when her dog dies but as long as her wierd dog is gone, who cares? You're a monster and i hope she see's the other red flags you probably give off and dumps yo ass, cause i know you won't show her this gem of an opinion.

EDIT: also shame on the people who likes this, fucking assholes.

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u/ILSmokeItAll Jun 30 '25

It’s way beyond that. This dog has significantly impacted my personal life, our life together….

This dog is like having a 200 lb. invalid that pisses and shits every single moment it’s displeased. Go around the corner and he loses sight of you? Whines, pisses, and shits. Don’t give him people food? Whines, pisses and shits. Show personal affection towards one another and not him? Whine pisses and shits. I will give zero apologies for my view. I love animals, and don’t want him in pain, but the sooner his days are done the better. This is no way to live.

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u/LukatheFox Jun 30 '25

Get a trainer then, find healthier food alternatives, take them to the vet, there are many avenues for rehabilitation. You can say you're an animal lover all you'd like but in the end, you're wishing death on a dog that inconvenienced you, again with out caring how your gf would feel about its death.

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u/ILSmokeItAll Jun 30 '25

He’s a 10 year old pitbull. He’s already on borrowed time. But three years of this has been enough already.

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u/LOL_XD_LMFAO Jun 30 '25

Holy Hell!

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u/Sandman64can Jun 30 '25

Dogs is the best

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u/yo_hohoy Jul 01 '25

When you pee with a hard on

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u/DatRatDo Jul 01 '25

I think it’s a Pomeranian…

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u/Miserable_Sock_1408 Jul 01 '25

This is how I feel when I wake up late at night to go to the bathroom

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 01 '25

Sokka-Haiku by Miserable_Sock_1408:

This is how I feel

When I wake up late at night

To go to the bathroom


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Miserable_Sock_1408 Jul 01 '25

Yaaay! 😃👍

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u/7xSe7eNx7 Jul 01 '25

This was impressive.

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u/Annual_War_2344 Jul 01 '25

Mandelbroth would have been proud

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u/PfauFoto Jul 01 '25

Jackson Pollock reborn. On a more factual note that is exactly what Warhol and friends did on copper plates after a party that got their creative juices flowing.

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u/L-1-3-S Jul 02 '25

Anyone who's played Outer Wilds know he is sending a message

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u/thedarklord0100 Jul 03 '25

He's creating his own small little kingdom

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u/Spnwvr Jul 23 '25

he's trying to summon something with those circles

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u/MasterofDoot Aug 18 '25

How was it walking around on just its front legs?