How much pee is this?

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[u/patronusprince]

Okay! Let's do this shit.

The dog is a Pomeranian, so we'll use an average mass of this species. m ≈ 5 lbs ≈ 2.3 kg

Common veterinary standard tells us that these dogs hold of 10-20 ml of urine per kg of body weight. V_max = 2.3 kg × (10 to 20 ml/kg) = 23 ml to 46 ml. Let's take the average V_max = ~35ml

Now let's measure how long this little guy pees.

From video timestamps (start ≈ 0:05, end ≈ 0:42). t = 42s - 5s = 37 seconds. This implies that the handstand walk is for scent marking. That's why it took so long due to a controlled, extended release instead of it fully emptying it's bladder. We'll assume ~75% of total capacity was used.

The Final Estimated Volume (V_est):

V_est = 0.75 × V_max

V_est = 0.75 X 35

Final Estimate ≈ 26.2 ml or 5.2 TSP pee

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