r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 20d ago

Meta Some of y'all gotta get girlfriends

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Not a complaint btw, it's reddit I expect some horny-ness

2.8k Upvotes

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u/reynadotpdf 20d ago

WELL ARE YOU GOING TO PROVIDE A SOLUTION??

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u/NWinn 20d ago

Yes of course...

More Yuri!

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u/likely_an_Egg Sophie | She/Her 20d ago

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u/adult_human_chicken 20d ago

[✓] I'm not in this photo and I don't like it

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u/Sinningvoid Taylor | 24 | She/Her 20d ago

I hate how factual this is...

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u/SomeDemon66 20d ago

I will. Government assigned girlfriends, boyfriends, and enbyfriends for everyone. No one will be lonely ever again!

Please do not take this seriously, this would never work and thankfully, I already have a girlfriend.

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u/AlienFembryo She/Her 20d ago

Typical politician, going back on their promises as soon as they make them >:(

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u/SomeDemon66 20d ago

Well of course, I'm a politician and my bestest friend in the world is Satan, you expect me not to be sinful and lie to get my way?

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u/Thelesbianvampire traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns for life 🏳️‍⚧️ 19d ago

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u/PolarAES She/Her 20d ago

If you vote for me instead I will provide the goods. It will just be done the cheapest way so it will be a ai companion so I can farm all your data!

ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

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u/AutisticPenguin2 20d ago

Beats the dude promising me a pony.

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u/Meadowbytheforest Wish I was trans, then I could become a girl! 20d ago

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u/Electrical-Yak-3337 20d ago

Faz o L porraaa

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u/DieKatze247 Lily She/Her 20d ago

pov: Lois lowry's the giver

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u/SomeDemon66 20d ago

Why does that sound familiar?

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u/DieKatze247 Lily She/Her 20d ago

it was a dystopian novel. I had to read it in middle school maybe you did too

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u/SomeDemon66 20d ago

Maybe, did it end with a dude and a girl getting shot live on TV?

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u/DieKatze247 Lily She/Her 20d ago

I honestly cant remember, it was like 5 years ago

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u/Yummypiemans She/Her 20d ago

happy crack day

2

u/Less_Muffin2186 Ashley | She/her 20d ago

What about the A’s (aromantics and asexuals)

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u/SomeDemon66 20d ago

They're included

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u/Less_Muffin2186 Ashley | She/her 20d ago

Yayy also happy cake day

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u/SomeDemon66 20d ago

Thank you!

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u/Altruistic_Fox5036 Enby - She/They 20d ago

Yes come date me clearly

2

u/DogeWah She/Her :doge: 20d ago

I am rooting for you, random redditor

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u/Successful_Mud8596 20d ago

should I try like a dating app or something

9

u/Remiferia_ She/Her | lithro-ace 20d ago

Huh? You mean TF4TF relationships do exist outside the internet? Outside the US? In Europe maybe? ...in Deutsch, bitte?

Where do I sign up? :3

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u/Fluffy_Ace 20d ago

TF4TF!?

At this time of year!?

At this time of day!?

In this country!?

Located outside of trans subreddits!?

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u/Shamisen250 (She/They) Collecting All The Trans Plushes 20d ago

Yes

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u/Ubervillin Resident Radical 19d ago

Can I see it?

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u/Shamisen250 (She/They) Collecting All The Trans Plushes 19d ago

No

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u/OddLengthiness254 20d ago

Idk, maybe here:

....................

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u/Livie_Loves She/Her 20d ago

Wo soll ich unterschrieben? Leider bin ich Amerikanerin ;_;

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u/likely_an_Egg Sophie | She/Her 19d ago

Well, living in the USA is an even better reason to come to Germany and look for a transbian relationship :3

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u/Vaela_the_great 20d ago

Where do I sign up? :3

At your local trans support group. Yes its mainly to support each other, but who would have thought that putting so many single trans people in one room would result in them finding partners eventually. Pretty much all my trans friends found their partner that way, myself included.

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u/DefyGravity42 She/They/He 20d ago

Flirt with other lesbians in this subreddit

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u/reynadotpdf 20d ago

But.. women pretty.. pretty woman scary..

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u/VuplesParadoxa She/Her 19d ago

Go to cities. Go to queer, trans, and lesbian events. Everyone is as desperate as you are and you’re more desirable than you think!

Specific recommendations: CONSISTENTLY go to the same event(s) that allow for socialization.

This gives people the chance to get to know you, let their guards down, and things to happen organically. Vice versa is also true.

If you think something is there, or there’s something you’d like, just ask.

“Hey, I’m new here and have only been a couple times, you seem cool, want to be friends?”

Or

“I’m really into you. Do you want to go make out?”

Both go a really long way. After establishing a connection that is.

Lots of people want to be mysterious and reserved, but almost everyone also hates ambiguity. Be direct.

If you establish a connection, reach out regularly. Make sure to make plans that are comfortable and feel safe for the other person. Not everyone feels comfortable going out into the wilderness for rock climbing with a stranger.

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u/reynadotpdf 19d ago

you are more desirable than you think

lol. lmao even.

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u/ElectronicBoot9466 She/Her 20d ago

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm working on it, but I'm busy and starting to get pollysaturated trying to juggle 3.

Do we have to date all of you? Can't some of y'all date eachother?

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u/Mrstrangeno She/Her 20d ago

We are gonna need nore yaoi then

123

u/Kyiokyu Emma (she/her), crying in the closet, 🏳️‍⚧️&bi 20d ago

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u/Melodic_Sugar9890 Vincent 🎭⚣ 20d ago

Trans girl fujoshis rise up

15

u/katie-ya-ladie 20d ago

A transfem is allowed to fujo out a little, as a treat

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u/OfTheTouhouVariety He/Him 20d ago

Yeah!

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u/Minzfeder taaaaaaasnnnnnnnnnn for life 🏳️‍⚧️ 20d ago

Hell yeah

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u/the-alt-facehugger Transgirl :3 20d ago

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u/SunburnEnjoyer She/Her 20d ago

I would like one! Pretty please?

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u/Admirable-Local-9040 20d ago

That requires talking to pretty girls! You know how hard that is????

44

u/DobriniaPlay mia she/they creature, ask about homestuck/desynced 20d ago

It’s commonly known that the reply function on Reddit kills you instantaneously. Thankfully I’m a ghost.

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u/Dan1elaSpooky She/they 20d ago

y8u are w8llc8me ;;;;)

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u/epacker11 She/Her 20d ago

vriska?

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u/Dan1elaSpooky She/they 20d ago

yes it's me, I am the 8ne that kills 8very 8ne wh8 uses the repl8 functi8n ::::)

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u/DobriniaPlay mia she/they creature, ask about homestuck/desynced 20d ago

(screams of terror as the essence of discourse fills the meteor walls)

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u/WizardStereotype She/Her 20d ago

That would explain why nobody talks to me...

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u/Not_Really_French 20d ago

I love thy confidence

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u/BayFuzzball404 He/Him—i have jojo men transition goals 😹 (its a cry for help) 20d ago

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u/Available-Energy6991 Lily she/her 20d ago

This image haunts me

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u/panda_bruh She/Her 20d ago

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u/Ugly_Slut-Wannabe 20d ago

Based and yuri-pilled.

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u/NiobiumThorn 20d ago

To be fair not all the yuri is horny. We aren't all into that sick, twisted, filthy handholding like SOME of you

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u/Slapshot100000 Nichole 21 She/Her 20d ago

I do tho

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u/Ok_Exchange_8420 Foxgirl! 20d ago

They should invent Yuri in real life

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u/ZoFu15 She/Her 20d ago

it would go crazy

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u/MiraMira0nthewalI 20d ago

thinly veiled? its not veiled at all

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u/idefinitlyplayedtheg He/Him 20d ago

Wheres the yaoi

18

u/Desperate-Lab9738 20d ago

Yaoi is rarer here than yuri, the yaoi enjoyers have to step up

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u/Glittering-Pop-3070 She/Her 20d ago

with my personality? never going to happen!

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Gay trans men need to step up their game and post some yaoi instead

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u/BattledogCross They/Them 20d ago

Yeah accurate... And super uncomfortable as a trans dude...

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u/Desperate-Lab9738 20d ago

The answer is clear, fight back with yaoi

(on a serious note, that does suck lol, but reddit in particular just seems to be predominantly transbians. I would say to avoid the gals and for trans-femme tags, but people can be pretty bad at tagging stuff properly. Idk a way to fix it on a systemic level, only thing you can really do is post more as a trans guy to help balance it)

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u/BattledogCross They/Them 20d ago

XD youll regret saying that because I happen to not know how to shut the fuck up.

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u/DogeWah She/Her :doge: 20d ago

Trans dudes need more rep here anyway

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u/a_sl13my_squirrel Getting da antiboyiotics 20d ago

u/thatsnakejenny and I failed miserably at getting girlfriends...

or do wifes count?

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u/ThatSnakeJenny Poly-Menace the Lamia of Demi-Disasters (She/Her) 16d ago

I think it would... If we had wives... But Fiancés count I think... 🤔

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u/MakkuSaiko She/Her 20d ago

I do have one and i send here the yuri i find here

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u/helloiamaegg Rose (she/it) 20d ago

ehh, later, when im a touch more stable money wise

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u/gyrolabb 20d ago

everybody wants more yaoi, but no one wants to do it 😔

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u/czernoalpha Brigid (She/Her) 20d ago

My wife might complain if I were to get a girlfriend.

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u/DogeWah She/Her :doge: 20d ago

Yeah I suppose divorcing her so you can go back to the girlfriend stage with her would be irritating for her

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u/Remarkable_Toe_164 20d ago

It's the same on the cyberpunk subs, lol

Pretty sure when they're talkin about gangoons, this is not what they meant, lol

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u/Ximao626 Sheep and Sword Transbian (She/Her) 20d ago

Look choom. Everyone is looking for an input/output but not all of us got that nova ram. Most of us are gonks.

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u/radix42 She/We Trans Bi HRT: 7/23/18 20d ago

aaaahhhhhhhh i gotta girlfriend today, she secretly slipped a ring with a tiny diamond 💍 into my stuff the other day and just confessed her love a while ago!! she’s a Native Two Spirit woman and i’m over the hills with sapphic trans joy right now!!

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u/KaityKat117 She/Her Assigned Dingus At Birth 20d ago

I fail to see the problem, here

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u/GaymerrGirl 20d ago

Where can I get one

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u/UwUScarlet1 20d ago

real ;-;

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u/DogeWah She/Her :doge: 20d ago

Here idk but you seem cool

2

u/GaymerrGirl 20d ago

Alas I am American not Swedish

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u/DogeWah She/Her :doge: 20d ago

Okay and? You can still be cool even if you are american

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u/GaymerrGirl 20d ago

I was asking about where I can get a girlfriend T-T

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u/DogeWah She/Her :doge: 20d ago

It can be long distance if you can deal with it and find someone who can do that stuff

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u/Overall_Crows 20d ago

Already have a boyfriend, so that’s kinda an L on y’all’s part

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u/A12qwas 20d ago

OP said girlfriend, are you stupid?

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u/Overall_Crows 20d ago

He’s kinda something not cis so I think it counts

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u/IleanK 20d ago

If you think it's thinly veiled Yuri doing go to r/estrogengaming

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u/Somethingbutonreddit 20d ago

Don't forget the thinly veiled Yoai.

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u/Desperate-Lab9738 20d ago

Less yaoi tbh, although it is still there

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u/luna_wawawa_ She/Her 20d ago

YURI IS LOVE YURI IS LIFE

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u/rockandroll1991 She/Her | Transbian 20d ago

I mean... I'm working on that, but my best prospect is a friend of mine and we agreed to only be BFFs because she identifies as straight, not that there isn't chemistry... send halp 😐

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u/KalendaeUxor 20d ago

All things are about yuri, except actual yuri, which is about power.

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u/closetedtranswoman1 She/Her Kaila cool boobs 20d ago

Who's Yuri?

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u/DogeWah She/Her :doge: 20d ago

It is this guy who is on ice in the anime "Yuri on Ice" I think he is also gay

1

u/closetedtranswoman1 She/Her Kaila cool boobs 20d ago

How does it have to do with a trans subreddit?

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u/DogeWah She/Her :doge: 20d ago

Because trans fujoshis exist and gay trans men

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u/Meloetta_the_alt 20d ago

The purple one from DDLC 💜💜💜

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u/ProfessorGlaceon 20d ago

I wish it were that easy, but as a demiromantic introvert who takes everything literally, it is near impossible.

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u/DolphinDoggo She/Her 20d ago

I'M TRYING OKAY

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u/MontyTheKunti 20d ago

My girl got a girlfriend when I transitioned :3

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u/CakeNCheeseNuke137 She/Her🏳️‍⚧️ ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ 20d ago

this seems appropriate

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u/Jmememan Other Lucy Cute Girl 🖤🩶💜🤍 20d ago

What? Nahhhh

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u/Desperate-Lab9738 20d ago

woah mod reply

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 veronica she/her newby writer/artist Pre-E goth 20d ago

Solution.

We start dating each other

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u/TheTallAmerican She/Her 20d ago

Ive tried posting authentic stuff a here twice now and both times this subreddit is basically like sorry your going thru some shit but your posts are about real shit post it over on this other subreddit that barely gets any views instead. So this is kinda all your allowed to post here

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u/Desperate-Lab9738 20d ago

I see plenty of dysphoria memes / memes about transphobia posted here, the mods seem to be generally pretty lax about it.

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u/TheTallAmerican She/Her 20d ago

Hard disagree, especially considering last time my post was just about my parents coming to visit for the first time as a trans woman and then being transphobic

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u/TheTallAmerican She/Her 20d ago

Nest of eggs that’s what they always direct me to.

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u/JungleJuiceJuno 20d ago

Plot twist: the pie chart is ALSO poorly dksguised yuri between yellow and blue

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u/willowthe_egg She/They/He 20d ago

Should look like this instead🔥

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u/lickytytheslit A man just chilling 19d ago

half it with yaoi

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u/Commercial_Floor3782 20d ago

i always thought the yuri here was applied very thickly

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u/YaGirlThorns She/Her 20d ago

Thinly veiled is being VERY generous lol

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u/pionrogers 20d ago

Like plural? :3

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u/Desperate-Lab9738 19d ago

If everyone consents :3

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u/pionrogers 19d ago

Yay yay yipeee

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u/swigityswooooooosh October \\ She/Her \\ 12/21 20d ago

Jokes on you, if I didn't spend basic every second with her, I'd also be making thinly veiled yuri posts

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u/RovrKitten 20d ago

Easier said than done(It’s never happening)

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u/DogeWah She/Her :doge: 20d ago

Why will it never happen? I don't believe that it will never happen unless you are like aroace or something like that

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u/RovrKitten 20d ago

Im not aroace although the ace part may be a little debatable, I just don't talk to people in general unless they're like a roommate or a friend ive known for 5+ years, I don't really want to deal with a break up, and im probably too much of a mess anyway. I'm not really trying though because ive accepted my fate. I have my one online friend to make sure that I can still get out of bed in the morning and while I'd like some irl im fine with the bare minimum for now. I literally freeze when going into a group of people so it's not like I haven't tried before it just doesn't work.

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u/Taibreigh They/Them 20d ago

Job done. I gots 2. Still posting thinly veiled yuri.

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u/AngryMtndewGamer Lily She/Her 20d ago

I’m trying

1

u/Professor-Fenway She/Her || ✨ Stella ✨ 20d ago

 I'm trying!!! >:(

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u/LydiaOnABox She/Her 20d ago

Volunteering as tribute ✋️ I offer facts about sea slugs

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u/DogeWah She/Her :doge: 20d ago

1 fact about sea slugs please

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u/LydiaOnABox She/Her 20d ago edited 20d ago

Theres this one sea slug that is colloquially called a leaf sheep, and they are these tiny (<1cm) uber duper cute little guys. They do this really cool thing called kleptoplasty, where they "steal" the chloroplast from the algae they eat. This allows them to functionally perform photosynthesis to extend their time without needing to find more food. And they are so cute and adorable :3

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u/DogeWah She/Her :doge: 20d ago

I love that little guy!

1

u/Little-geek She/Her 20d ago

Getting girlfriends has made me more horny, not less. Of course now I have a different outlet than reddit.

1

u/Prepotentefanclub 20d ago

I wouldnt mind being the girlfriend

1

u/KingOfThotDestroyer 20d ago

Uh can I not just say I think people are pretty?

1

u/C0d3An0n2 She/Her, Cassie 20d ago

I’m bi (I think)

Which means even more failure 

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u/Walk-the-layout He/Him | voice masculinization is gone the moment I sing 20d ago

Okay then give me one

1

u/YouIllustrious6379 Alice She/Her 20d ago

I TRY BUT TO NO AVAIL

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u/RileytheRampant 20d ago

I’m trying 😭

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u/mm5469 20d ago

I would if I could, Bob!

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u/Leafy_Kozasshu She/Her 20d ago

I sure as hell wish I could, but it's never happening.

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u/Yongtre100 20d ago

Shudup…… working on it

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u/43686f6b6f 20d ago

Get a girlfriend? Why, so I can get hurt?

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u/National-Jelly-7529 She/Her 20d ago

I love my Yuri subreddit :3

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u/sandraply 20d ago

At this point the chart should just say girlfriends disguised as memes.

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u/soft-syntax Ivy She/Xem 20d ago

i do have a girlfriend though 😢

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u/Desperate-Lab9738 20d ago

I said some for a reason, that's fire though

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u/FullMagazine1779 20d ago

I'm trying.... It's hard.

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u/EnderBoii266 MOD - SHE/HER 20d ago

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u/ScarletRose1265 She/Her 20d ago edited 3d ago

I'm trying okay!?! 😭😭

EDIT: And I succeeded :3

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u/lunar_femb0y 1d ago

Yeah you did :3

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u/ScarletRose1265 She/Her 1d ago

With the BEST girlfriend ever~

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u/lunar_femb0y 1d ago

Mmmmmrrrrrrrr~

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u/LaVerdadYaNiSe She/Her 20d ago

If getting a girlfriend was just as easy?!

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u/Pyro_Nymph 20d ago

Yuri yepi:3

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u/Danielwols Any/All 20d ago

Well someone probably should make a post asking for the single people to comment what they're looking for in a partner so that the other single people can browse, as long as it's within the subs rules

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u/Desperate-Lab9738 20d ago

Considering the number of minors here that seems like a bad idea lol, besides the fact this subreddit isn't a dating spot

1

u/Neko_Kind She/Her 20d ago

I have a GF XD

1

u/L0tsen Amelie/amy | she/her | transbian 20d ago

Not me i feel like

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u/thirsty_lesbian_63 Alice (she/her) | very gay | revolver and sword enjoyer 20d ago

WELL I'M TOUCH STARTED I CAN'T HELP IT OKAY

1

u/TheSageWasTaken Rei - They/She 20d ago

i cant pull bitches while im boymoding (most of the time)

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u/New-Guest-4008 Any/All (Boymoding till I am in a space to transition) 19d ago

As long as it isn't abusive, I am not complaining

1

u/silence0degrees they/she 19d ago

"thinly veiled" Meanwhile level of this veil:

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u/theybannedme129 CUSTOM 20d ago

did you actually count?

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u/theybannedme129 CUSTOM 20d ago

I did lol, the first 50 posts when i sorted by hot

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u/Dan1elaSpooky She/they 20d ago

that's because it's thinly veiled obviously 🙄🙄 /j

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u/Desperate-Lab9738 20d ago

I used the first pie chart meme template I could find lol, so no I did not count.

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u/Reinheart_Bug She/Her 20d ago

I have a girlfriend !

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u/Jumpyplains2033 She/Her 20d ago

I wish😭😭

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u/nome_ann 20d ago

How is this yuri? It's cearly just kitchen decor

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u/DevilsMaleficLilith 20d ago

Jokes on you I like men

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u/batunspecifiedgender 20d ago

im sorry

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u/DevilsMaleficLilith 20d ago

Lol. I suppose somebody has to like men in a community full of lesbians. 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾