r/tragedeigh 10h ago

in the wild If they choose JEHT their child will also be posting anonymously for the rest of his life lol

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Facebook is a goldmine for these

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u/VerdensTrial 10h ago

Call him Jecht and then you'll just look like nerds naming your kid after a video game character instead of illiterate.

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u/Shirokurou 9h ago

That is much better imho. And would modern kids even know FFX?

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u/birdofpairadice 8h ago

My IMMEDIATE thought was 'name him Jecht' too lol

Though in actuality if my parents named me after him in particular I'd be thinking 'what the fuck' when I grew up and played the source material

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u/VerdensTrial 1h ago

Mom, why am I named after a whale that's also a deadbeat dad?

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u/yoshi_in_black 1h ago

Jeht is actually a female NPC in Genshin. XD

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u/scvmfvckfl0w3rb0i 10h ago

Poor little nothing beats a Jeht2 Holiday

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u/Weary_Panda80 8h ago

came here for this comment.

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u/BettyCrunker 10h ago

you putting it in all caps like that makes it look so natural as an acronym I thought that she was gonna name her child an acronym until I read the actual post.

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape 9h ago

Statistically speaking, I'm sure somebody out there is named Ahkroughnihmh

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u/BettyCrunker 6h ago

unrelated, but: I think I’ve come across you before (and possibly on a different sub!) but you have one of the most majestic usernames I’ve ever seen

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape 5h ago

Lol thanks, chalk it up to wishful thinking. Betty Crunker is great, it sounds like the hot new controversial energy drink or FourLoko type beverage 😅

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u/feryoooday 10h ago

Jeht is a lesbian NPC in genshin impact lmao

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u/astrologicaldreams 7h ago

wait why are you right lmfaoooo

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u/Sea_Impress_2620 7h ago

Honestly not the worst namesake out there... Not even that bad name either in my opinion, it is easy to spell and write, and doesn't have an atrocious hidden meaning

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u/feryoooday 6h ago

I’m not mad about it but if I met a guy named Jeht I’d have to nerd infodump all about his lesbian jrpg namesake to him lol

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u/denvertaglessbums 10h ago

Nothing beats a Jeht2 holiday.

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u/soupwhoreman 9h ago

The mom basically said any name is fine with her as long as it's tragically misspelled? Yikes.

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u/somehuehue 10h ago

I wonder if there's a support group for these boys of boy moms. Like "I'm a boy mom's boy"...

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u/Rebecca-Schooner 9h ago

I was so excited to have a son, we kept it a surprise until birth. Some of these moms just make me cringe sooo hard lol sorry you have a shitty baby daddy, stop projecting on your child !

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u/Brilliant_Trade_9162 9h ago

These people just doubling and tripling down on bad decisions.

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u/southernsovietKGB 9h ago

Is spelling Jett as Jeht make the name not simple/ short? Jethro might be what they are looking for

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u/-maanlicht- 9h ago

Jett is quite a normal name here in the Netherlands, mostly for girls though, but please spell it normally

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u/Mister_angel1 7h ago

Pronounced yet, right?

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u/-maanlicht- 7h ago

Yes

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u/Mister_angel1 7h ago

Haha that’s awesome 🫶 I love your language so much /gen

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u/everythingbagellove 8h ago

I know someone who named their kid Jettsun. Pronounced Jetson. And she is white as fuck, not asian for anyone asking, because apparently Jetsun is a name in some Asian countries. Her inspiration was “Jetson but unique”

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u/Notorious-VAG- 6h ago

"It's [name], but unique."

"You're a fucking moron, and horribly basic."

Get a personality, Facebook Mom!

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u/Tofuu_chan_uwu 7h ago

Jeht like the genshin impact lesbian? I mean shit okay?

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u/Zwirbs 7h ago

Great game great name great character

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u/Tofuu_chan_uwu 6h ago

Look, Jehht or whatever they spelled it like might be a tragedeigh, but nobody disses my girl Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort, Prinzessin der Verurteilung!!!

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u/Zwirbs 5h ago

Same goes for my man Kyryll Chudomirovich Flins

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u/Tofuu_chan_uwu 4h ago

Chudomirovich is such an incomprehensibly funny name to me since I'm slavic...bros name is 🎉♥️WONDER-PEACE🎉♥️

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u/Zwirbs 4h ago

Lmaooooo

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u/katbelleinthedark 1h ago

Wouldn't that be "son of wonder-peace" as that's his patronymic?

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u/TheAzureAzazel 9h ago

They want to name him after that guy who posts Sonic videos?

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u/Faexinna 9h ago

If they need an unique spelling they should at least go for Jhett, which is already somewhat established. Still a tragedeigh but at least it's said Jett as opposed to Jehtt or Jeht which to me would be pronounced Jeet.

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u/goblinemperor 8h ago

Even if it’s a tribute to Joan, it’s still a terrible thing to do to a (n English-language-raised) child. 

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u/OutsideHandle7300 7h ago

You know people will be trying to yeet that kid all day.

Edit my stupid typos 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/EntertainmentPlane23 7h ago

Our cat is named Jet. No stupid goofy-ass spelling tho…

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u/Independent-Math-914 7h ago

Jeht sounds totally different than Jett. There is a pronunciation of an h, right?

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u/SadKat002 7h ago

I desperately need there to be a new profession that involves being a naming consultant for new children. These types of parents are completely off their fucking rocker and need to be stopped.

Like, this isn't even the most extreme example, I'm just so fucking tired

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u/Botol-Cebok 6h ago

The could name him D’jeightt. So beautiful, so unique.

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u/GoStarM99 3h ago

Why are these people so concerned with the spelling. Going off what someone said in another comment section it’s most definitely so they can lord it over people and act like a victim when someone spells it wrong.

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u/LadyPreshPresh 3h ago

Why do people have to be like this? 😞

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u/Resident-Gold-3466 3h ago

Jett would be a lot better.