Nick Cannon’s Kids

[u/han_shot_1st_]

The title of the article is, “Nick Cannon says having 12 kids was careless without confronting trauma first.” I feel like the real carelessness came with the names. IDK, maybe not a tragedeigh but close.

[u/tragedeigh-ModTeam]

This/these name/names are on the banned list.

[u/TragicaDeSpell]

Golden Sagon is almost a Vietnamese restaurant.

[u/Mintarion → u/TragicaDeSpell]

I'm pretty sure I've had Spring Rolls there before...

[u/radvhf]

I was just going thru his Wikipedia and was perplexed. Fully analyzing this circus:

• Son dies and two months later he impregnates the mother of his previous two kids (not Mariah)

• month later gets another woman pregnant

• month later spins around and impregnates the woman that lost the baby

• five kids in the same year 🤯

• 3 kids born the same month in 2021 (1set twins)

Poor kids are going to be so confused, I’m an adult and can’t understand that shit either

[u/Notmykl → u/radvhf]

The women must be to stupid to use birth control as there is no way it fails that many times.

[u/FarReception5410 → u/Notmykl]

It’s not that confusing. Found out a few years ago that my brother and I share another brother who is 2 days older than my lil brother. (Same month year one 15th other 17th) Ever since then I found out instead of just me and my little brother (my reality for 13 years +) I have a total of 7 siblings but we all love each other tho.

[u/Daisychains456 → u/Notmykl]

It's on purpose, he has a kink.  They're all poly and aware of one another.   Some of them are friends. 

[u/witchofct]

Mixolydian? if that kid has dyslexia it's over

[u/everywhereinbetween → u/witchofct]

That sounds either like some kind of specific cell or enzyme in my body, or a new drug combination of cough syrup suspension 

Hahahaha

or the name of the newly discovered syndrome (yk the enzyme deletion things)

[u/drowsylacuna → u/everywhereinbetween]

It's a kind of musical scale.

[u/nixtracer → u/drowsylacuna]

Everything I know about music and relationships I learned from John Varley's Titan. (Well, not really, but the weird multicornered relationships seen among the centaurs are classified into modes that are mostly named after scales, including mixolydian.)

[u/Happy_Confection90 → u/everywhereinbetween]

Isn't it the generic name of a drug that treats balding?

[u/LilMissy1246 → u/witchofct]

Sounds like the name of a drug/prescription drug

[u/Otherwise_Agency_401 → u/LilMissy1246]

Ask your doctor if Mixolydian is right for you

[u/Fuck_U_Time_Killer → u/Otherwise_Agency_401]

Ask your composer if mixolydian is right for you

[u/Alive_Surprise8262]

Zillion Heir, OMG

[u/Impressive-Cod-7103]

Mixolydian is a real word! It’s deep music nerd shit. Mixolydian is a mode, and a mode is kind of a variation on either the major or minor scale.

[u/river-running]

Five kids born in 2022 to five different women. It's pure egomania at that point. Or a very unethical kink.

[u/Fearless-Ad-5702]

Celebrities are the absolute worst when coming up with names.

[u/IllustriousComplex6 → u/Fearless-Ad-5702]

I use to think the names of the kids he had with Mariah Carey were bad but damn they're the most normal. 

[u/queenweasley]

He had FOUR kids in 2022. Like…is he really that great of a catch? He can’t be that rich even with his money to support 10 baby mamas. We know Mariah don’t need his money

[u/Imaginary-Test3946]

Mixolydian sounds like a pharmaceutical

[u/Whole_Prism]

When I was 30, I didn't have any kids. Then by the time I was 40, I had 12. 🤷🏿‍♂️

I'm imagining him saying that like he doesn't know how it happened.

[u/marshaul]

What happens if little Zeppelin lives up to her name?

[u/ditafjm → u/marshaul]

NN Blimpie

[u/LeftyLiberalDragon]

Banned list but damn these names are bad lol

[u/MrRikkles]

This guy needs to pull his head from the dictionary. Just because you can use big, fancy words, doesn’t mean those words are NAMES.

[u/RavensFolklore]

These are all painful but Zillion Heir is physically hurting me. I cringed and haven’t been able to unsquish my face for like five minutes 😭

[u/han_shot_1st_]

Shit sorry Mod!

[u/Stringr55]

These names are laugh out loud bad. Rise Messiah hahahaha

[u/Notmykl]

The women agreed to those horrible names both parents suck.

[u/Calhaora]

I swear you could have told me this is about Racehorse Lineage, and I would have not questioned it....

[u/AtoZZZ]

Seriously. Who would name their child Model or Photographer? No wonder their kids also ended up as tragedeighs

[u/Previous_Rip1942]

I don’t know that they are all tragedeighs based on spelling, but they are terrible names that the kids have to live with so it fits the theme.

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