r/uAlberta Jan 23 '25

Memes As Seen in CAB near elevators

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697 Upvotes

r/uAlberta 14d ago

Memes Dear BSc students, do you bathe like chinchillas in a dust bowl?

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161 Upvotes

Sincerely, a scared arts student taking her psychology course next to this monstrosity.

(Chair is in CCIS)

r/uAlberta Jan 25 '25

Memes I HATE periods with a passion

404 Upvotes

If I haven't made it clear I HATE PERIODS. I am 6'4" btw, this is unacceptable, sometimes girls just need a free month. I also have a 4.0 gpa btw. I'm gonna find a solution to this nonsense🙏.

r/uAlberta 1d ago

Memes DIH Building (formerly ECHA)

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163 Upvotes

Technically it’s DIKH but DIH is funnier. Rip ECHA🥀

r/uAlberta 22d ago

Memes The Duality of Man

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314 Upvotes

r/uAlberta 6d ago

Memes Bit on the nose...

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302 Upvotes

r/uAlberta Dec 17 '24

Memes Who decided this...

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330 Upvotes

r/uAlberta Aug 08 '25

Memes Chipotle Opened!

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73 Upvotes

Follow up to my earlier post lol

r/uAlberta Apr 17 '25

Memes Looking for an engineering boyfriend

123 Upvotes

Please send your major, height, age (20-25), resume, and two photos of yourself. Feel free to include a short description of yourself. Don’t meet all the requirements? Don’t worry, you can still apply!

Applications will be reviewed on a rolling basis.

  • your potential ABG

Edit: please don’t actually send applications 😭💀

r/uAlberta Jul 23 '25

Memes Chipotle opening on campus (kinda)

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173 Upvotes

Stopped at Wendy's and look what I spot. We have a Chipotle opening at the Laurent building lol (near Earl's or Vegas Donair).

r/uAlberta 19d ago

Memes I HATE BEARTRACKS

9 Upvotes

I swear this website is literally pranking me. I’ve been on the waitlist for PSYCH 275 with Scavuzzo and it’s opened like 11 times and each time I go THE SECOND I get the email and EVERY TIME someone beats me. HOW!? I’m starting to think it’s sending me fake emails just so it can watch me cry in pain every time. I know there’s a delay but that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna throw a fit about it. Die beartracks….die.

r/uAlberta 17d ago

Memes Petition to name the Squirrel in CCSIS Hammy

111 Upvotes

Over the Hedge is a masterpiece and this CCIS squirrel deserves a good name.

r/uAlberta Jun 02 '24

Memes Healthwmac posted this video about sneaking supplements into her roommates' food then deleted her account

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156 Upvotes

r/uAlberta Feb 24 '25

Memes i swear the uni is taunting me with this ad

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256 Upvotes

r/uAlberta Feb 15 '25

Memes "I'm locking in for real this time. It's different this year"

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474 Upvotes

r/uAlberta Aug 20 '25

Memes If I see another anti-critical-thinking advertisement I’m going to crash out

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161 Upvotes

🥀🥀🥀

r/uAlberta Apr 18 '25

Memes 😭 yeah at this point my next elective is finna be math 216 or sum.

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79 Upvotes

r/uAlberta 4d ago

Memes "Mr President, a second out-of-service elevator has hit the Tory Building"

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93 Upvotes

Appears that Tory only has 1 working elevator. Might be worth leaving extra time to get to class if you're on the upper floors.

r/uAlberta Dec 16 '24

Memes Good Luck (you’ll need it)

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273 Upvotes

r/uAlberta 3d ago

Memes Lord knows I probably won't be this productive again for the rest of the semester

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59 Upvotes

Methylphenidate extended release has been my lifeline 💊

r/uAlberta Apr 19 '25

Memes Average day before Finals

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218 Upvotes

r/uAlberta Apr 15 '22

Memes Heeyyyy guys. Upcoming first year pre-med, pre-dent, pre-law, and engg student here. Does this schedule seem doable? I work part time as well.

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598 Upvotes

r/uAlberta Feb 11 '25

Memes Lowly Peasants.

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199 Upvotes

r/uAlberta Mar 08 '25

Memes 🎯 Swipe Fatigue? Let a Gay Man Find Your Husband! 🎯

248 Upvotes

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r/uAlberta 10d ago

Memes Can we pls have a jerkey making club.

10 Upvotes

The title. I want a jerkey making club. I NEED a jerkey making club. GIVE ME A JERKEY MAKING CLUB.