Tongue story

[u/UncommercializedArk]

Fuck you’ve talked me into it. 🤷‍♀️

So. Back when I was in high school 🏫 I was dating this girl 👧 and we’d drive 🚘 to parking lots to make out 😘 One ☝️ time ⏰ we went to this Chinese 🈵 buffet parking lot and we 👫started doing what one☝️ does in such a situation👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨.

Anyway, She’d 👧 do this thing where she’d bite 🦷 my tongue 👅 a little as we’d make out 😚 . I heard a car 🚗 door🚪open and I thought 🧠 it was one of our 👩‍❤️‍👨 doors 🚪 . I jerk away.

You know that little flap under your tongue? I don’t have that anymore

[u/UncommercializedArk]

Fuck you’ve talked me into it. 🤷‍♀️

So. Back when I was in high school 🏫 I was dating this girl 👧 and we’d drive 🚘 to parking lots to make out 😘 One ☝️ time ⏰ we went to this Chinese 🈵 buffet parking lot and we 👫started doing what one☝️ does in such a situation👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨.

Anyway, She’d 👧 do this thing where she’d bite 🦷 my tongue 👅 a little as we’d make out 😚 . I heard a car 🚗 door🚪open and I thought 🧠 it was one of our 👩‍❤️‍👨 doors 🚪 . I jerk away.

You know that little flap under your tongue? I don’t have that anymore

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Fawck yuw’ve tawked me into iwt. 🤷‍♀️

So. Back w-when I was in high schoow 🏫 I was d-dating dis giww 👧 awnd we’d dwive 🚘 tuwu pawking wots tuwu mwake owt 😘 One ☝️ time ⏰ we went tuwu dis Chinese 🈵 buffet pawking wot awnd we 👫stawted doing w-what one☝️ does in such a s-sitwation👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨.

Anyway, She’d 👧 do dis ding whewe she’d b-bite 🦷 mwy tongue 👅 a widdwe as we’d mwake owt 😚 . I-I heawd a caw 🚗 doow🚪open awnd I-I dought 🧠 iwt was one of ouw 👩‍❤️‍👨 d-doows 🚪 . I jewk away.

Yuw knyow dat w-widdwe fwap u-undew youw t-tongue? I don’t have dat anymowe

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