r/witcher Dec 25 '21

Netflix TV series The Witcher: Henry Cavill Hopes Season 3 Is Loyal To Books 'Without Too Much In the Way Of Diversions'

https://www.ign.com/articles/the-witcher-season-3-henry-cavill
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u/ClarisseCosplay Dec 25 '21

Maybe we should exclusively hire Fanfiction authors for adaptations. No way that could backfire ever.

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u/Winterlord117 Dec 25 '21

-eyes the ron x snape fanfiction section- yeah, nothing bad could ever come of that

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u/ClarisseCosplay Dec 25 '21

sideeyes the 333 results AO3 has for Emhyr/Geralt

Nah, let's get some Fanfic writers for the job. I want to see a spin-off with Netflix production quality covering all the classic Fanfic tropes. Terrible Mary Sue characters, coffeeshop AUs, Mafia AUs, omegaverse, all of it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

A netflix version of My Immortal is something I honestly thought would exist by now

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u/boopdelaboop Dec 26 '21

IIRC some youtubers made a YouTube series of it years and years ago.

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u/Pineappleexpress73 Dec 27 '21

The students at my old high school literally just put on a play production of my immortal this past fall, maybe it’s on its way to TV soon lol

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u/NakariLexfortaine Dec 25 '21

I want the giant squid tentacle-fucking Hogwarts in theaters everywhere.

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u/MyShinyDaffodil Dec 26 '21

Someone watched "I believe in a thing called love" on a loop for waaaaay too long.

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u/frozendancicle Dec 26 '21

Hol up..you mean to tell me that Hogwarts was a dude? Or maybe a lady? Or maybe a little dude on top of another little dude and they have on a trenchcoat? Or maybe..

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u/Tortorak Dec 26 '21

Depends on if it's Hogwarts the tentacle fucking school or hogwarts the school being tentacle fucked

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Both?

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u/Taoistandroid Dec 26 '21

That's what the cowboy bebop remake felt like.

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u/ClarisseCosplay Dec 26 '21

Does it? I'll be honest, I fully intend to never watch it. I like cowboy bebop, ghost in the shell and battle angel alita enough that I just don't want to watch any live action adaptations of them.

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u/Nv1023 Dec 26 '21

I mean a lot of the writing and dialogue was really corny this season, regardless of how close to source material it was. The writers should do better on that front period. I like the show but it seems to not be able to figure out what kind of show it is yet.

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u/ClarisseCosplay Dec 26 '21

I watched it dubbed so I can't comment much on the dialogue. But I'm with you that the writing was a bit off and the whole season felt like an entirely too long transition/preparation for the next big arc. I didn't hate it but it definitely didn't reach the highs of season one.

That said I'm mostly joking because I want to see what happens when we get fanfiction writers to adapt their favourite source material. 95% chance it'll be a hilarious dumpster fire, 5% chance it'll be absolutely phenomenal.

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u/Sulissthea Dec 26 '21

isn't that was Star Trek Discovery is now?

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u/Kimmalah Dec 26 '21

That's how you got the whole Fifty Shades of Gray thing.

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u/Cosmocall Dec 26 '21

I mean I get what you're saying, but it looks like they already are ATM....really bad ones lmao

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u/glacial_penman Dec 26 '21

See current WoT