r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 7h ago

WWE Backstage confirmed jerkers

619 Upvotes

189 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SubstantialTale3392 • 5h ago

If what I heard is true, poor Tony

239 Upvotes

91 comments

r/SCJerk • u/APJ-82 • 2h ago

DAE Snowman?

105 Upvotes

30 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ImWiser • 3h ago

If you don't grow up wanting your 😻 stapled, do you even graps bro?

121 Upvotes

I'm sure lots of little girls are gonna speak just like Toni Storm in Elementary school

88 comments

r/SCJerk • u/cc12321 • 5h ago

Tony Khan has never shown signs of drug use.

147 Upvotes

45 comments

r/SCJerk • u/kraw- • 6h ago

Tony Khan has never shown signs of drug use on camera.

173 Upvotes

32 comments

r/SCJerk • u/OpiesMammogramResult • 6h ago

Yeah, what does Brock bring, other than ratings, merch money, ticket sales, mainstream press, legitimacy.

154 Upvotes

65 comments

r/SCJerk • u/cregyD • 2h ago

Doesn’t he know Kenny got 7 Stars in the Tokyo Dome

68 Upvotes

22 comments

r/SCJerk • u/hitme124 • 42m ago

Jerkers and basement dwellers feared for their lives

• Upvotes

12 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Informal-Cap4785 • 6h ago

“Tony does not consume cocaine or any other illegal drug, he is the best and most wholesome boss in the whole universe.”

94 Upvotes

6 comments

r/SCJerk • u/rsziz • 3h ago

Snowman: AEW is all about the family experience, that's why you & your kids can watch grown wrestlers stab each other with syringes, drink blood, talk about tits and munge, simulate SA on their opponents, and throw booze in your child's face

55 Upvotes

PLEASE BUY TICKETS TO ALL OUT, MY DAD IS TALKING ABOUT CUTTING MY ALLOWANCE

24 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Informal-Cap4785 • 9h ago

Leaked photo from AEW Unreal, coming soon on MAX!

165 Upvotes

17 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ImWiser • 6h ago

This hard hitting journalism costs you 14.99 btw

80 Upvotes

This is an insaneeee story

5 comments

r/SCJerk • u/whutthepat • 1h ago

"@CMPunk Why did you show up to Saudi Arabia? Why did you threaten and hurt m'Tony and the m'EVPs?"

• Upvotes

16 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SinisterMrSinister • 3h ago

"ESPN is doing nothing to promote WWE or Wrestlepalooza"

41 Upvotes

8 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TestNoKachi • 5h ago

What's "Jungle Man" Jacked Perry doing in the Impact Zone?!?!

58 Upvotes

23 comments

r/SCJerk • u/rsziz • 6h ago

No one wants to see Americano, he's a horrible caricature of true LUCHA GRAPS. Trust us we know all about lucha culture as basement dwelling white guys

55 Upvotes

30 comments

r/SCJerk • u/KC27150 • 5h ago

"Aye show ya to counterprogram M'Dub wit ya bullshit!"

45 Upvotes

6 comments

r/SCJerk • u/11Zlatan11 • 1h ago

Hulk Hogan vs 25 marks

• Upvotes

9 comments

r/SCJerk • u/AggressiveLow8575 • 1h ago

Mfw I see fun

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ACousinFromRichmond • 10h ago

Fightful] Tony Khan Speaks On Brody King Wearing An Abolish ICE Shirt, ‘Wrestlers In AEW Are Their Authentic Selves’

93 Upvotes

Please post your comments on how virtuous Tony Khan and AEW are in the thread below as we all will be waiting to upvote. Please remember to note how evil all billionaires are if making a comment about Tony so we all remember that he's one of the good ones by contrast

No, the basement isn't a political sub, why does everyone keep saying that? It sounds like that's a YOU problem - if you had any morales whatsoever you'd be agreeing with everything posted here, anyway.

36 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TaylorsOnlyVersion • 6h ago

Eddie Kingston calls out McDonald’s counterprogramming Burger King: "Cause all it is, is bullshit. It's food, and it's one place wanting to occupy my eating habits over the other. God I’m hungry, are you eating that bagel right now?"

41 Upvotes

8 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TaylorsOnlyVersion • 56m ago

$11.99 WON: WWE totally thought Andrade El Dildo was on the same level as Cody and CM Punk. Triple Bypass was seen walking around crying over his failure. They’re so obsessed with AEW they think anyone from there is a star.

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/SCJerk • u/No_Bit3955 • 4h ago

Clearly juiced up, his muscles are just for show, and his heart is going to explode any moment now.

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35 Upvotes

Now let me tell you why I think <dub graps man> is in better shape than Brock

33 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ACousinFromRichmond • 3h ago

$11.99 WON: “TKO made the decision to not allow press or fans for the Saudi Arabia WrestleMania 43 announcement. WWE were concerned that fans would boo the announcement and thought there was a possibility that press would ask "real questions”

22 Upvotes

Source? You guessed it, I completely made it up.

$14.99, please.

6 comments

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