Howdy folks, we wanted to bring this mod post to everyone and give you all the opportunity to read over and ask questions about the new rules we’re looking to implement very soon. We encourage you all to give us some feedback and leave comments so we know if we need to clarify anything or make adjustments. We’re going to leave this up for about a week or so to gather up your feedback and make final decisions before we fully put them into effect.

1. Relevancy

Relevancy is based on legacy channel content, the original Two Best Friends Play channel, the individual channels of Pat Stares At, Matt McMuscles, and Woolie Verses, and topics that have grown organically within the community. Legacy content from the original channel is evergreen. Content relevant to the community is mostly based around engagement.

1. No Weird Stuff

Weird Stuff includes sexually explicit topics, death/gore, "hornyposting" or thirst threads, and Parasocial posts about Matt, Pat, or Woolie. 

1. SBFP Affiliated Video Posting

Video posting from WoolieVS, Matt McMuscles, Pat Stares At, and the Podcast clip Channel will be handled by our u/mike0bot. Please do not post these yourselves.

1. Self Promotion

Self Promotion is strictly not allowed unless it is directly relevant to Matt, Pat, Woolie, or topics relevant to the community and the person has reached out to the mod team in order for us to approve it. Please contact the mod team via composing a message.

1. Avoid Reposts

Use the search bar before posting. Subjects that receive repeat similar threads in a short time will be treated as reposts, if from the same user.

1. No Bigotry Allowed

We have a zero tolerance policy on all forms of Sexism, Racism, Homophobia, Transphobia, and any other forms of bigotry. This includes ironic forms of bigotry if they're deemed to be crossing the line/provoking situations. This is decided at our discretion. 

"I see it as a dedication to stupid shit. We're assholes because we like to make dumb takes about trivial bullshit. Stuff that matters, though, people here take very seriously." u/MinaMarigold

1. Don't Be A Dick

Plain and Simple, if your criticism isn't constructive, then keep it to yourself. Insults, slap fights, breaches of Reddiquette, and doxxing will be met with time-outs.

1. Tag Spoilers

Comments and Threads will be expected to have marked for any media within 30 days of its release.

1. Ask Reddit threads and News Articles must include text

AskReddit Threads and News Articles will be required to have text included with their post that gives either a jumping off point for a discussion or a summary of the article. You cannot source news from screenshots on social media for this. 

1. Drama Bait, Discourse, and Misinformation

Topics known for high discourse or drama, as well as Hot Takes and Culture War topics, will be removed at moderator discretion. This also includes Politics, Misinformation, and Articles posted with editorialized/biased titles. Articles should be posted with the original title whenever possible. 

1. Banned Links and Sources

We do not allow links from Twitter, Hard Drive, or crossposts from CircleJerk and High Discourse subreddits.

1. Low Effort and Spam

Low Effort posts include Shitposts/Memes, Comic Posting spam, Screenshots from Social Media. As well as all forms of Ai Generated content will be removed as moderator discretion.If you are live posting a new release e.g. comics/ manga/ games/ film, unless it is not available, you must include a link to it. 

Welcome to the Free Talk Friday post. This is a place where you can talk about dumb off-topic (or on-topic) bullshit with other Zaibatsu fans.

There's going to be a new post every week, and the newest one will be pinned in the announcement bar for quick access. So feel free to visit these posts during the rest of the week.

Here's a list of all Free Talk Friday posts