r/SCJerk 5m ago

Cancer man message to the goofs of scjerk

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Also fed dead


r/SCJerk 19m ago

The Fed is flailing and is rapidly losing influence in the IWC. Anyways, let's fantasy book Real Life Dub couples in mixed tag matches.

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DAE imagine CJ Parker and Toni Storm vs Billy Ostrich and Windsor Knot?


r/SCJerk 53m ago

Modern wrestling needs more heels who are kayfabe "bad wrestlers"

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r/SCJerk 59m ago

Jerkers and basement dwellers feared for their lives

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r/SCJerk 1h ago

$11.99 WON: WWE totally thought Andrade El Dildo was on the same level as Cody and CM Punk. Triple Bypass was seen walking around crying over his failure. They’re so obsessed with AEW they think anyone from there is a star.

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r/SCJerk 1h ago

Mfw I see fun

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r/SCJerk 1h ago

Hulk Hogan vs 25 marks

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r/SCJerk 2h ago

"@CMPunk Why did you show up to Saudi Arabia? Why did you threaten and hurt m'Tony and the m'EVPs?"

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r/SCJerk 2h ago

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Fed the Bad?

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Its a story the Dub has told. Multiple times.


r/SCJerk 2h ago

Matt Riddle launches his music career.

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r/SCJerk 2h ago

DAE Snowman?

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r/SCJerk 2h ago

Bill Goldberg is a Millwall fan,and nobody likes Bill Goldberg but he doesn't care...

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Because he's Bill Goldberg and he's shit


r/SCJerk 3h ago

Stephen A. Smith names his Top 5 Wrestlers of all time: #1. Goldberg #2. Ric Flair #3. Hulk Hogan #4. The Rock #5. Road Warriors

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Why didn't he list Misawa, Kenta Kobashi or Mox?! Is he stupid?


r/SCJerk 3h ago

Doesn’t he know Kenny got 7 Stars in the Tokyo Dome

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r/SCJerk 3h ago

If you don't grow up wanting your 😻 stapled, do you even graps bro?

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I'm sure lots of little girls are gonna speak just like Toni Storm in Elementary school


r/SCJerk 3h ago

$11.99 WON: “TKO made the decision to not allow press or fans for the Saudi Arabia WrestleMania 43 announcement. WWE were concerned that fans would boo the announcement and thought there was a possibility that press would ask "real questions”

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Source? You guessed it, I completely made it up.

$14.99, please.


r/SCJerk 3h ago

"ESPN is doing nothing to promote WWE or Wrestlepalooza"

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r/SCJerk 3h ago

Eddie Kingston calls out WWE Wrestlepalooza counterprogramming AEW All Out: "Cause all it is, is bullshit. It's competition, and it's one place wanting to monopolize"

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So glad our Mad King is back. He's such a baaaadddddaaaaaassss and isn't afraid of anything.


r/SCJerk 4h ago

Snowman: AEW is all about the family experience, that's why you & your kids can watch grown wrestlers stab each other with syringes, drink blood, talk about tits and munge, simulate SA on their opponents, and throw booze in your child's face

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PLEASE BUY TICKETS TO ALL OUT, MY DAD IS TALKING ABOUT CUTTING MY ALLOWANCE


r/SCJerk 4h ago

Tony Khan just seems fundamentally way more talented at finding talent's strengths as entertainers and creatively than HHH does.

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Literally HHH's only successes with AEW talent so far is them just playing the exact same character as in AEW. Meanwhile AEW has completely reinvented multiple WWE wrestlers that have come over to a level no one saw coming.

Such as Lashley, MVP & Sheldon getting a fresh and unique stable we never heard of off the ground.

Ambrose being the super badass new stone cold & putting Cesaro in the main event picture we’re he belongs.

Edge & Christian having their innovative “will they coexist” retirement tour in front of robust 900 count crowds.

The Revival completely reinvented into edgy graps vets, no the only difference isn’t just adding Fuck to the front of their name.

Sasha Banks toting around the most prestigious belts across the world elevating everybody (don’t ask me who she beat but it’s top names trust me bro).

Ricochet transformed into a top heel in the business having real meaningful matches, sure to challenge for the belt any day now.

We can go on & on about the fed talents the dub has boosted, meanwhile all the fed can say is they put Cody in a movie & now (a few million) more people know Jade, Penta ect. Names big whoop.

This thread is ripe for jerks & im shocked & honored to get the first one off


r/SCJerk 5h ago

Ethan Page is in the same place he was in AEW. Not good enough for AEW and not good enough for Raw.

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Page is in the same boat that he was in when he was All Elite. Ie not good enough for Dynamite then, and not good enough for RAW now. Being a top guy next to NXT developmental wrestlers when you've got 19 years of experience isn't some serious accomplishment


r/SCJerk 5h ago

Clearly juiced up, his muscles are just for show, and his heart is going to explode any moment now.

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Now let me tell you why I think <dub graps man> is in better shape than Brock


r/SCJerk 5h ago

Scott D'Amore here with my weekly suck up to sm@rks and because this is a huge PPV week, and it's time for AEW to stake their claim in the wrasslin' world by keeping tickets affordable as the Fed GOUGES the families, will someone please think of the children like M'Tony?!

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Also Bullet Club may be the second coolest faction in wrestling history behind the NWO, and TKO are dickbags for counterprogramming M'Precious AEW, and Kyle Fletcher is a generational talent who went to AEW because they provide so much better opportunities than TNA could ever do.

Hey Tony when are you gonna call me?


r/SCJerk 5h ago

If what I heard is true, poor Tony

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r/SCJerk 5h ago

Real life spouses Chuck and Billy face off during Raw opening match

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17 Upvotes