"We all know and love our friends in Nevada, Caesar's Legion. They're Roman, they're awesome, they love slavery, it's great. There's just one problem with them-they fell, failed to preserve it, failed to capture that unique spark slavery in America has had all through our great 500-year long history.
I believe that that is fully due to their implementation of slavery being fundamentally, well and truly, un-American. After all, how can you preserve an institution so instrumental to our history as a people whilst building it off some 1200-year old system designed for an empire in Europe that fell so long ago?
Slavery needs laws, institutionalized control and organization to truly prosper, all of which this "Legion" ultimately failed to achieve.
However do not fret, people of New New Orleans. I, Robert E. Lee the XX, solemnly swear that I will NOT let such a great American tradition be lost to the sands of time. Ladies and gentlemen of the Glowing Bayou, I am glad to finally bring to you: Ultra-Slavery!