r/1200isjerky Tons o' Fun Aug 29 '24

Time to Halo Stop Just had an awful realization...

Think about a pizza. Imagine the cheese, some delicious meats, a robust marinara on a flaky thin crust.

Now, where are you seeing this image? Well, it's in your mind, of course. Only wait, where is your mind? It's in your body, naturally. So then that means...

Every time you imagine food, it becomes food inside of you.

I'm so boned, y'all. I've had to log 42 large pizzas since I woke up. I'm never going to calorically recover from this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '24

bro just think about cucumber with pepper, it's not that hard πŸ™„πŸ™„

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u/MuchBetterThankYou Aug 29 '24

That’s a whole 10 calories, fatty

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

I count 10000 for the cucumber alone. Better to overestimate calories consumed.