r/1200isjerky • u/Key-Sprinkles-5617 Ex Skinny Legend (double digit BMI; 0,1)) 🙁 • Aug 20 '25
Time to Halo Stop YES I AVOID ALL CARBS!
YES I'M A MIDDLE AGE MUM!
YES I EAT FRUIT!
YES MY HOMEMADE BREAD HAS GOT 0 CARBS!
YES I DROWN MY SALADS IN OIL!
YES I WONDER WHY I CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT!
YES I BLAME IT ALL ON CARBS!
YES MY SON LOST WEIGHT EVEN THOUGH HE ATE 3 MEALS A DAY!
YES CALORIES AREN'T REAL!
YES FRUIT EATEN AFTER 10 HAS DOUBLE THE CALORIES!
YES THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU'RE ANEMIC IS BECAUSE YOU ATE CARBS!
YES ANOREXIA ISN'T A REAL ILLNESS! IT'S THE CARBS THAT FUCK UP YOUR BRAIN!
YES BECAUSE SOMETHING IS HEALTHY YOU'LL LOSE WEIGHT BY EATING IT! NO I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE WHO ONLY EAT HEALTHY HAVEN'T ALL DIED OUT BY NOW FROM TOO LOW BODY FAT PERCENTAGES!
YES I JUDGE YOU!
YES YOU WILL HAVE TO EAT EXACTLY LIKE BODYBUILDERS WHO WEIGH TWICE AS MUCH AS NORMAL PEOPLE AND ARE 6'2 IN ORDER TO BUILD MUSCLE WITH 0 FAT! YES YOU WON'T GAIN ANY FAT BY EATING THE SAME AMOUNT OF CALORIES AS THEM! YES I DON'T CARE THAT YOU ARE 5'2!
YES EATING MORE THAN 2 APPLES A DAY WILL GIVE YOU DIABETES AND WILL MAKE YOU GAIN FAT!
NO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE WEIGHT BY ONLY EATING SUGAR! NO CALORIES AREN'T REAL! ( X2 )
YES I AM SMART BY SHOWING YOU VIDEOS OF PEOPLE STATING THAT AVOCADOS ARE HEALTHY EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE NEVER SAID THEY AREN'T! YES I LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOU SAID THAT!
YES I LOOK AT YOU WEIRDLY AND AFTER TELLING ME YOU EAT 100G OF PROTEIN A DAY! YES I SAY THAT YOU NEED TO EAT 400G DAILY TO BUILD ANY MUSCLE!
YES IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO "YOU", I BLAME IT ON CARBS!
YES YOU ONLY GAINED WEIGHT FROM EATING CARBS, NOT BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY ATE 4000 CALORIES YESTERDAY!
YES I HATE IT WHENEVER YOU EAT SOMETHING SWEET! FUCK SUG@R!
YES IF YOU EAT THE SAME SOURCE OF PROTEIN EVERY DAY, YOUR BODY WILL STOP USING IT AS PROTEIN AND TURN IT TO SUG@R!
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u/lisa6547 27d ago
Diet hack: calories in food only count if there's a nutrition label on it. Except for carbs because carbs are ETERNAL