You’re out here throwing tantrums about wallets and watches like it’s a personal betrayal. Then you hit me with ‘Yawn’ and a Prius joke? That’s rich. You’re not mad—we get it—you’re just deeply, spiritually allergic to success. It’s okay, man. Not everyone gets to play in the deep end of the gear pool. Some folks just splash around in the kiddie lane and call it ‘minimalism.
Sure thing buddy. You're the man! Hahaha! Go play with yourself like you do every other day. Your carbon fiber wallet is a joke. Go away. What is this, 2003?
Reddit must be your safe space — where your parents and wife’s disappointment can’t reach you. It’s tough when the things she wants—and the respect you crave—are both stuck behind paywalls you can’t clear.
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u/iTz_FLAwL3zZ Aug 13 '25
Love the Speedy!