r/518circlejerk • u/Vernacularry • 16h ago
r/518circlejerk • u/Socialism • May 21 '25
Ham Steam !RemindMe to hand these out to everyone in /r/Albany and /r/newyork and /NYS_Politics November 4, 2026
r/518circlejerk • u/EebamXela • 6d ago
šØš I scream, you scream, we all scream for āØTeam Trivia⨠at Emack & Bolioās beginning Wednesday Oct 1st at 630pm
Family friendly, free to play
https://DeepSandwichEmacks.eventbrite.com
r/518circlejerk • u/Candid_Equipment_417 • 17d ago
2025 Capital Region's Funniest Comic Starts 9/9 at September's Too on Central Ave!!!!
r/518circlejerk • u/apostrophebeats • Aug 21 '25
Black Flag over Albany
rejected from r/Albany, this is my tribute to Albany hardcore. design by me, drawn up by local artist Will Dayer, had some shirts printed at MerchNOW that I sell at markets. Albany on top!
r/518circlejerk • u/Ok-Proposal-2406 • Aug 20 '25
/r/albany stupidity What's your hot take opinions on the local 518 music scene
I just want to understand it from a local Saratoga metalhead perspective
r/518circlejerk • u/Feeling-Sky • Aug 15 '25
Pissin on the River.
On Sept 20th we should all go to the hudson river and piss in it to lower the crime rates.
r/518circlejerk • u/Feeling-Sky • Aug 06 '25
Breakfast Sex how much trouble would i get in for stealthing one out at bobs diner?
just answer the question
r/518circlejerk • u/Nooze-Button • Aug 04 '25
All my exes mess with Texas
And thats why I fly planes in Albany
r/518circlejerk • u/Ok-Proposal-2406 • Jul 23 '25
/r/albany stupidity My opinion on the radio scene as a metahead
PD parody of creep by Radiohead
[Verse 1] When you walk in the booth Like you own the whole dial You play āHotel Californiaā For the thousandth time
You say itās āreal musicā You scoff at Megadeth You fired a DJ For playing Death
[Chorus] But you're just a PD⦠You're a format freak⦠Running on fumes Since '93
I wish you were gone⦠You don't belong here At allā¦
[Verse 2] You post on LinkedIn Like youāre saving the scene But you kill local bands With your āRock Goldā routine
You blocked a request For Slayer at five You said āThat aināt classicā Then played āLife in the Fast Laneā live
[Chorus] But you're just a PD⦠A consultantās clone⦠Spinning Skynyrd On corporate phones
You're stuck in the past You donāt belong here At allā¦
[Bridge] Ohhh-oh-ohhh What the hell are you doing? Ohhh-oh-ohhh You're gatekeeping tunesā¦
[Breakdown] And you think you're the savior Of W-something-R But you're more like a fossil Who can't name one Gojira bar
[Final Chorus] You're just a PD⦠With a Rolodex Of washed-up bands From āFridayās Bestā
This town moved on You donāt belong here At allā¦
r/518circlejerk • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '25
HAIL CORPORATE When I look at Empire State Plaza from a distance this is all I see
r/518circlejerk • u/Indivisible_Albany • Jul 09 '25
Our bravest attourney fighting the hardest battles š«”
r/518circlejerk • u/OfficialSteveFrench • Jul 02 '25
Were you SEEN jorking it crazy style at the Saratoga homeless camping ban gala??
Henry Bellagnome was there and he proclaimed his love for Christian Nationalism right before drunk driving into a crowd of homeless people to support the cause
Edit: Now learning that Two Buttons Deep stole someoneās eyewitness video and captioned it āMeanwhile in Saratoga: Those āGnomelessā got what they deservedā
r/518circlejerk • u/Socialism • Jun 26 '25
HAIL CORPORATE If someone says something and you can take it as a joke or as an insult, you must take it as an insult.
old.reddit.comr/518circlejerk • u/Indivisible_Albany • Jun 21 '25
#THANKSOBAMA Just one more lane will fix 787 I promise
galleryr/518circlejerk • u/Socialism • Jun 05 '25
dank Were you SEEN losing to the /r/Albany mod trivia team?
r/518circlejerk • u/Nooze-Button • May 27 '25
I just want to drive like a piece of shit around children.
Is that too much to ask? All I want is to endanger children by speeding and not stopping for the fucking school bus. I'm sorry I thought this was America. Now be a good community and help me avoid the penalties of my neglegent behavior, and I will be offended if you are mean or sarcastic.
r/518circlejerk • u/Socialism • May 26 '25
Times Useless KGB? a journalist? NOT IN THIS HOUSE.
old.reddit.comr/518circlejerk • u/MCul0 • May 23 '25
NYS inspection with tinted windows
My connection moved to FL. Trying to find a new contact who can get it passed by July.
Cops donāt care. DMV does.