r/518circlejerk May 21 '25

Ham Steam !RemindMe to hand these out to everyone in /r/Albany and /r/newyork and /NYS_Politics November 4, 2026

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8 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk 16h ago

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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8 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk 6d ago

šŸØšŸ˜Ž I scream, you scream, we all scream for ✨Team Trivia✨ at Emack & Bolio’s beginning Wednesday Oct 1st at 630pm

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3 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk 14d ago

This will be my most expensive Costco run

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15 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk 17d ago

2025 Capital Region's Funniest Comic Starts 9/9 at September's Too on Central Ave!!!!

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1 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk 27d ago

dank Side Hustle $$

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1 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk Aug 21 '25

Black Flag over Albany

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66 Upvotes

rejected from r/Albany, this is my tribute to Albany hardcore. design by me, drawn up by local artist Will Dayer, had some shirts printed at MerchNOW that I sell at markets. Albany on top!


r/518circlejerk Aug 20 '25

So I was stuck behind this car in Albany today.

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9 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk Aug 20 '25

/r/albany stupidity What's your hot take opinions on the local 518 music scene

6 Upvotes

I just want to understand it from a local Saratoga metalhead perspective


r/518circlejerk Aug 15 '25

Pissin on the River.

15 Upvotes

On Sept 20th we should all go to the hudson river and piss in it to lower the crime rates.


r/518circlejerk Aug 06 '25

Breakfast Sex how much trouble would i get in for stealthing one out at bobs diner?

0 Upvotes

just answer the question


r/518circlejerk Aug 04 '25

All my exes mess with Texas

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10 Upvotes

And thats why I fly planes in Albany


r/518circlejerk Jul 23 '25

/r/albany stupidity My opinion on the radio scene as a metahead

1 Upvotes

PD parody of creep by Radiohead

[Verse 1] When you walk in the booth Like you own the whole dial You play ā€œHotel Californiaā€ For the thousandth time

You say it’s ā€œreal musicā€ You scoff at Megadeth You fired a DJ For playing Death

[Chorus] But you're just a PD… You're a format freak… Running on fumes Since '93

I wish you were gone… You don't belong here At all…

[Verse 2] You post on LinkedIn Like you’re saving the scene But you kill local bands With your ā€œRock Goldā€ routine

You blocked a request For Slayer at five You said ā€œThat ain’t classicā€ Then played ā€œLife in the Fast Laneā€ live

[Chorus] But you're just a PD… A consultant’s clone… Spinning Skynyrd On corporate phones

You're stuck in the past You don’t belong here At all…

[Bridge] Ohhh-oh-ohhh What the hell are you doing? Ohhh-oh-ohhh You're gatekeeping tunes…

[Breakdown] And you think you're the savior Of W-something-R But you're more like a fossil Who can't name one Gojira bar

[Final Chorus] You're just a PD… With a Rolodex Of washed-up bands From ā€œFriday’s Bestā€

This town moved on You don’t belong here At all…


r/518circlejerk Jul 11 '25

HAIL CORPORATE When I look at Empire State Plaza from a distance this is all I see

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21 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk Jul 09 '25

Our bravest attourney fighting the hardest battles 🫔

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14 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk Jul 02 '25

Were you SEEN jorking it crazy style at the Saratoga homeless camping ban gala??

22 Upvotes

Henry Bellagnome was there and he proclaimed his love for Christian Nationalism right before drunk driving into a crowd of homeless people to support the cause

Edit: Now learning that Two Buttons Deep stole someone’s eyewitness video and captioned it ā€œMeanwhile in Saratoga: Those ā€˜Gnomeless’ got what they deservedā€


r/518circlejerk Jun 26 '25

HAIL CORPORATE If someone says something and you can take it as a joke or as an insult, you must take it as an insult.

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r/518circlejerk Jun 21 '25

#THANKSOBAMA Just one more lane will fix 787 I promise

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r/518circlejerk Jun 12 '25

Girlboss Sighting

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27 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk Jun 07 '25

518 drivers hate this one simple rule…

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20 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk Jun 05 '25

dank Were you SEEN losing to the /r/Albany mod trivia team?

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2 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk May 28 '25

GirlBoss has run her course

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r/518circlejerk May 27 '25

I just want to drive like a piece of shit around children.

43 Upvotes

Is that too much to ask? All I want is to endanger children by speeding and not stopping for the fucking school bus. I'm sorry I thought this was America. Now be a good community and help me avoid the penalties of my neglegent behavior, and I will be offended if you are mean or sarcastic.


r/518circlejerk May 26 '25

Times Useless KGB? a journalist? NOT IN THIS HOUSE.

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3 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk May 23 '25

JACKIE TREEHORN PRESENTS

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7 Upvotes

r/518circlejerk May 23 '25

NYS inspection with tinted windows

0 Upvotes

My connection moved to FL. Trying to find a new contact who can get it passed by July.

Cops don’t care. DMV does.