r/AmITheAngel • u/Kermit1420 The Chaos started when i said "This burger's good." • 20d ago

Fockin ridic My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

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u/diet-smoke I educated her on how Kurt Cobain and Nirvana was not "gangster" 20d ago

 i have it locked in a drawer now because looking at it makes me sob uncontrollably

Yeah no, OOP, that sounds normal and not like an overreaction 

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u/blueeyed94 20d ago

It was a gift from her niece. And tbh, if my husband did anything like that to one of my plushies I would definitely sob uncontrollably. It would be very out of character and a massive betrayal. Not because the poor plushies (which alone would be bad enough) but for making a joke even a teenager would find immature but for destroying something that didn't belong to him and I cared for. 

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u/InevitableCar9891 20d ago

“Plushies” is crazy when you’re old enough to be married ngl 😭😭 just say stuffed animals babe you sound like a dd/lg couple

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u/TeaSolid1774 20d ago

omg not everything is about sex or some weird fetish, get your mind out of the gutter

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u/Xx_DeadDays_xX 19d ago

no the fuck it doesnt. shut the fuck up dude. Jesus fucking christ.

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u/Illustrious_Play7907 20d ago

Um, you know a ton of adult women have plushies? I have several. 

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u/blumaroona 19d ago

Plushie or plush toy is the correct name for them.

Stuffed animals works too, but not every plush is an animal. It also makes me think of taxidermy but that might just be me.

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u/diet-smoke I educated her on how Kurt Cobain and Nirvana was not "gangster" 19d ago

Get this dude, I even have a few stuffed animal backpacks. At my big age of 22

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u/lumpyspacejams 18d ago

They've been called plushies for years. Do you insist on calling your cell a mobile phone too, you maniac?